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10/20/2018 3:24:13 AM
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Fortnite Hell
The kids... all of them... those kids... THOSE VIRGINS!!! They turned my town into a wasteland of 12 years olds buying V-Bucks from the local GameStop. Now... now I’m all that’s left, the only sane gamer here. No battlepasses or battle royale, no shopping carts or flying buses... just me and SpiderMan. The only gamer left here. I can’t go outside without kids dancing in a horrific ritual... they surround my house... there’s only a little battery left in my controller and my cord broke, I don’t know how much longer I’ll make it...
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2 RepliesYou’ll hate Halloween
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Three words. Fortnite is cancer.
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you are sad :(
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Conjured! Conjured? Coonnnnnnnjuuurrrrrrreeeedddd!!!!!!!
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Yep. My friend has time for Fortnite and all of his other 300+ friends BUT NOT ME! He has time for everyone BUT ME! Anyway, he has given up on me. I don’t know why I’m still friends with him...
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6 RepliesMy cousin is like 14, and he used to play battlefield 1 with me until he got sucked into fortnite. He started talking trash saying that he could beat me at battlefield because of how good he is at fortnite. So I had him get 7 of his fortnite friends into a lobby, and I brought 7 of mine, and we had a good ol team death match. We absolutely slaughtered them. It was quite enjoyable actually.
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2 RepliesYep. I like the game, but [b]REALLY[/b] despise the community. It just turned into a toxic hellhole by little kids. It should've been rated T or M. Whatever it takes to get the toxic kids away.
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7 RepliesThis is exactly why I don’t leave my apartment Too much fortnite crap in the world Did you know Samsung made a phone for fortnite did you know Ellen from that famous Ellen show plays fortnite Did you know I don’t care about fortnite cause I don’t Sorry kids but fortnite will never be a game adults take seriously like other esports titles. So stop trying to make a living off it already.[spoiler]stop trying to copy everyone around you just cause they’re making bank. Do something different ffs[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI had to go to Target tonight to get a new Wahl shaver and what do I see the moment I step through the double doors? 2 prepubescent kids doing one of those phuqin emotes from fortnort. I wanted to walk up to the parents and say “You’ve failed as parents”.
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Save the world had potential before they started completely ignoring it. I've never played battle royal because it just doesn't look fun. I can barely stomach crucible for more than a match so I know I'd hate the aderol builders in Fortnite.
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How dare those kids like things and enjoy themselves! The horror!
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1 Replyjust try to blend in with them, im sure youre going to be alright. they wont attack if you act like one of their own.
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2 RepliesAnd to think...all the Halloween costumes...*shivers* they will be everywhere, mark my words...we’re not safe this Halloween...stay indoors, and don’t play...don’t play...I can’t even say it otherwise it will corrupt everything...don’t play the 8 letter f-word...the game that shall not be named... [spoiler] BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGN BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASA BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASA BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGN BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA ITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGN BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASA BITCH LASA BITCH LASA BITCH LASA BITCH LASA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA ITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGN BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA ITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGN ITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGN BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG ITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGN BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA ITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGN ITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGN ITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGN BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG ITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGN BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASA LASAGNA ITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGN BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAGLA BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG LA BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG LA BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG LA BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG LA BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG LA BITCH LASAG ITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGN ITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGN BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG BITCH LASAG[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesFortnite is just a Minecraft version of PUBG.
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1 Replyit’s even affecting the adults now. I was at a cousins wedding a couple weeks ago and this grown man starting doing some of the fortnite dances
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I got my grave digger schematic 😋
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How anybody can enjoy a game that takes 0 skill and doesn’t punish reckless behavior is beyond me.
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*Requests for 682 intensifies*
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Edited by pig-golem: 10/20/2018 9:08:20 AMGet a female, it'll scare them off
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Do you need reinforcements?
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Edited by Cell-3: 10/20/2018 8:04:42 AMHol’ up for a few hours Uncle Gue I’m sending a squadron of Model C3LL firing squads at your position. Should be able to help you out. Let’s hope that flamethrower works eh?
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I'm too tired to think of a funny response so have a bump and a like instead.
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2 RepliesThe game itself isn’t Bad. But it’s the kids and the fan base that ruined it!!!
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I hate this post so much I want it to go to #Gaming even though it doesn’t belong there.
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[u][b]You have said the black listed word [Redacted], everything you say has now become invalid. All permits and licenses you have acquired have become void.[/b][/u]
