So in some games there's a weapon that is just put in there for the lulz such as Nightmare using a boat paddle in Soul Calibur or Mr.toots the rainbow shooting unicorn from Red Faction. Here's your chance to make up something either hilariously impractical or just plain goofy to wield. My joke weapon ____________________________________________ The Catlass Description: a living weapon that False claims was inspired by the fiercest creature on Earth though there are rumors that it was forged after trying to give a cat a bath. Special abilities: +10 attack when wet or when hearing loud noises. Urge to be pet and ignore people increased by 40%. 0% fall damage. Obtained: by holding a cat with a vacuum cleaner on for more than 10 seconds.