So I go to this party and a lot of people are actually outside drinking by this hill. I hear some people clinking bottles and going "blah blah blah The World" and then chugging. I go up and ask them what they're talking about because it sounded like a weird little conversation. Turns out the big guy in the group is called "The World" because he's so big. So anyway my dumb drunk self starts laughing at this and making dumb jokes like running in circles around him "I'm going around the world". Some other guy there tries to tell me to stop but I don't listen. Finally he's had enough and I realize I done -blam!-ed up. He shoves me hard and I mean real hard. Dude literally rolls my ass down the hill. The group laughs and I play it off and laugh too like I'm chill. At this point I'm kind of embarrassed so I walk around the yard looking for more people to talk to (I only know like two people at the party and they're talking to their other friends). Eventually I walk by this shed and I hear some weird sound. I think it's an animal at first and get creeped out but then I realize I think it's a person gasping inside this shed. I think "maybe people are banging in there" so I shouldn't check but then I get worried someone might be like too drunk and throwing up or about to -blam!-ing die of alcohol poisoning and I could have saved them. So eventually my anxiety gets me to open it. It's dark but I can see one thing. A girl, and what looks like the sharpest tool I've ever seen stabbed into her chest with blood around it. She looks at me gasping and as I stare at her she's just trying to give me some weird signal with her fingers on her head. I have no idea what it means but I call the police... unfortunately she stops breathing before they arrive. When they finally get there I realize they might think I did it so I just spew them the whole story as fast as I can. Somebody once told me The World is gunna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead. Ps while y'all are here if you want to check out my new channel https://youtu.be/2AM3KbZIAP0 (yes I do intend to change it to not only be Fortnite stuff but I only have my own personal Fortnite clips for now) I also occasionally stream on twitch.tv/talktometoner but I'm fairly new at that as well. May start making some Overwatch and possibly Sea of Thieves vids soon too.