I've moved on from farm puns to funny flavors for Destiny Poptarts.
Give me what ya got.
(Credit to my friend Tron4327 for the idea)
Here are a few:
Vex Milk
Achlyophage Cinnamon
BlueGary
(Favorite: Insurmountable Fudge Fort)
English
#Destiny
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2 RepliesYOU forgot the queens asshole flavor
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1 ReplyNothing Bananacles
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Even though they all have different names and colors they all taste the same, that's what makes them Destiny poptarts
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3 RepliesLucky Blueberry
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Patience and Thyme.
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Atheon. Times Cornflake.
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Fudging Weaseled!
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Gulrot the Unclean bile flavor
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Salty Guardian flavor
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7 RepliesCryptart
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Sweaty Cabals
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Kell piss
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Bad Jujufruits Cakebringer Zavalnuts & Blueberis
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5 RepliesHey at least Poptarts are a somewhat "healthy" alternative to energy crap drinks.
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6 RepliesCringe post is so cringe. Please stop posting these. Muted
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5 RepliesA purple wrapper with a blue pop tart inside
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Xurberry.
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Lucky Raspberry.
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2 RepliesEdited by U12070628: 8/8/2017 3:10:06 PMRahools surprise pop tart engrams. There is coconut (white), apple (green), blue raspberry (blue), grape (purple) and banana (yellow) Their color of the wrapping represents the flavor, but beware, sometimes the color of the wrapping won't always be the flavor you think it will... "Hey look, a banana pop tart" *bites into it* "Why does it taste like grape?"
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Insect larva (crunchy or smooth.)
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Farm Chicken Flavor
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Of course they do this just when I go on a diet. Damn you Bungie.
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1 ReplyEdited by Seraph: 8/9/2017 1:24:10 PMWait until you get a load of this: [b][i]DESTINY 2 SCENTED CANDLES, ICE CUBE TRAYS AND ONESIES[/i][/b] https://www.google.ie/amp/s/www.gamespot.com/amp-articles/destiny-2-has-officially-licensed-scented-candles-/1100-6452382/ http://comicbook.com/gaming/2017/08/08/destiny-2-merch-line/
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Ghaulberry Dominus Mint Cabalberry
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INTRODUCING GJALLARGRAHAMS NEW EXOTIC CEREAL LIMITED TO HUMANS AND AWOKEN, SORRY EXOS.