Looking at both the obviously satirical OP (how do you morons not realize that by now?) and the horrifically biased replies, it's not hard to tell why the word "bigot" is so similar to the word "F[i]a[/i]ggot".

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Sahlo joor. Jul faas dinok.

[quote]Thank you my children[/quote] No problem, daddy.

He's on PonyStation 4.

Halo is good though [spoiler]except for 5, I mean Jesus -blam!-ing christ[/spoiler]

You're taste sucks.

Bump if Snow Mexican sucks.

I wake, sitting bolt upright I can see nothing. It's dark. Not the kind of dark where your eyes have adjusted, no... The kind of dark, that even with your eyes open, you still cannot see anything. No shapes, no outlines, no distant glow, you may as well have your eyes closed. I fumble around, slowly at first. I'm not sure where I am, or what might be near me in this suffocating darkness. Once I've realised that there's nothing near me, I calm down enough so that I can hear past my thumping heartbeat... Nothing... Nothing but deafening silence. It's funny you know, how long it takes to acclimatize to no sound. I stand up, realising quickly that my feet are numb. I can't feel anything. How long have I been here? Obviously long enough that my legs and feet have gone pretty much completely asleep, but apart from that, I don't remember anything. All of a sudden, a loud bang tears through the thick void of silence. A bright light blinds me immediately... I hold my hand over my eyes to shield them, desperately trying to focus my vision on the opening in front of me... I hear a familiar voice... [spoiler]We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just want to tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just want to tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you[/spoiler]