Welcome to the luxurious Offtopic hotel! Located somewhere in Death Valley our company has built this luxurious hotel and casino!
NOW with a new shooting gallery with any weapon you can think of and our new cocktail lounge where you can now drink whatever alcohol you desire! (Not counting snuck in bottles) and visit our new political room (you get the idea)
So Enjoy Your stay!!!
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1 ReplyGets dunk and pee's in the planter in the lobby. Too rich for the staff to bother me while I go. Bellboy wipes me up and sends me back to the bar.
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2 RepliesEdited by DINO DELUSIONAL: 7/13/2017 3:21:35 AMCan I have a Krabby Patty?
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3 RepliesDoes this hotel have a playpen/circlejerk room for the 12 year olds? I want them out of sight, out of mind.
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3 Replies*slams a fistful of $500 Monopoly notes onto the counter* Gimmie a room please!
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4 RepliesOk? Luxurious you say? Nope... I don't think so
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1 ReplyPolicy on hookers?