You spoke the Astrocyte Verse as you flew too close to the sun. Now you've got Ruined Wings and you've found there's No Land Beyond the safety of the tower hangar
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I made myself hungry writing this post so I went to Wendy's to get some fries and a frosty. They said their frosty machine was broken.... HOW?!
Edit 2: in honor of this trending here's a [i]pun[/i]ishing "warning" video I made about Destiny 2:
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1 ReplyNothing soothes a rusty bumper like Rust-eeze.
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1 ReplyI think u went to McDonald's and thought it was Wendy's
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1 ReplyThe First Curse was my Last Word before my Chaperone Tresspassed to No Land Beyond. These are fun.
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1 ReplyThe frosty machine was broken? Impossible, that's McDonald's job.
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3 RepliesWhen you hear that machine is broken. Instant death stare towards that person
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2 RepliesExotic machine broke
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2 RepliesEdited by iamswyp: 4/1/2017 11:33:32 AMYou are such The Comedian, you must be the party crasher ay [spoiler]I tried my best[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyToo many Cabal got there first.
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1 ReplyEdited by GhostRydr: 4/1/2017 9:35:10 PMNutella Fr0st-EE5.... YUMMMMMMM
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3 RepliesSeems like every time I go to Wendy's their frosty machine is broken. Conspiracy, I tell you 🤔
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1 ReplyThat is f***ing hilarious
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1 ReplyThat title is adorable. 😝
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7 Repliesmilkshakes
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3 RepliesWendy's frostees>>>Destiny's just saying
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7 RepliesI ate a frosty the other week, did not feel like I could move faster or recharged afterwards.
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1 ReplySo glad your puns aren't painful.
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2 RepliesLet me know when he has the spicy chicken and I'm in
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3 RepliesYeah but they aren't as delicious as a real Frosty. They are just some cheap imitation.
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3 RepliesYeah okay hmu when he's got a baconator for 3 strange coins
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3 RepliesGone, for so long, far gone.... but not forgotten
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4 RepliesI went to Wendy's to order a frosty. Employee asked me if I wanted chocolate or vanilla. What? THEY MAKE A VANILLA FROSTY! OMG!
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1 ReplyYou again. [spoiler]I remember you[/spoiler]
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2 Replies*slow clap*
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13 RepliesRemember that when a [i]Supercell[/i] of Cabal will come, the [i]Superspies[/i] would attempt to infiltrate a [i]Hazard[/i]ous stronghold, the [i]Royal Flush[/i] of all Strongholds.
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4 RepliesI mean it. Stop