Step 1: Lock yourself in a cande-lit room
Step 2: Use goat blood to paint a circle inside a triangle inside a circle
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit
Step 5: Buy a tank and paint it white
Step 6: Buy free candy
Step 7: Lure children inside your tank
Step 8: Sell them free candy (plus tax)
Step 9: Buy an old sock and a computer
Step 10: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Step 11: Start recording
Step 12: With butter in the sock, march to your friend's house
Step 13: Go in the bathroom
Step 14: Dig a tunnel to Canada
Step 15: Hitchhike to the South Pole
Step 16: Realize the Earth is flat
Step 17: Use flat-earth transportation technology to return to the cande-lit room
Step 18: Rick-roll the Illuminati
Step 19: Get accepted into the Illuminati
Step 20: "It was just a prank bro" -Illuminati leader
Step 21: April Fool's
Step 22: Opposite day
Step 23: So the Earth is round?
Step 24: Cry in a corner
Step 25: Sell tank and remaining candy
Step 26: Microwave your phone
Step 27: Toast the microwave
Step 28: Freeze the toaster
Step 29: Blow up the freezer
Step 30: Summon Cthulu
Step 31: Conquer 79.6% of Earth
Step 32: Make a youtube channel
Step 33: Do vlogs until you have -17 subscribers
Step 34: Self-advertise
Step 35: Hey could you please check out [url=https://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8]my youtube channel?[/url] A sub and like would mean a lot to me as I have gone through cancer and many other health problems and can do nothing else. Thank you very much.
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