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Edited by Jdniscool:
10/9/2017 12:11:33 PM
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I like a girl... How do I tell her?
I don't even know why I came to Offtopic for this but here's the scoop. We are both in the same class... She knows who I am but we don't talk much... She also dances in class which I find really cute. How do I talk to her?
Edit: i need advice on striking up a convo. Not on asking her out yet.
Edit 2: I'm nervous and today is Friday... Maybe I should ask for her number to contact her over the weekend but I don't know.
Edit 3: I guess I have some dance within me because my status is "boogie till you woogie, baby." Who knows?
Edit 4: it's time for me to go to school... Let's do this!
Edit 5: I'm at school, lock and load boys, I'm going in.
Edit 6: We took our seats, now we wait for our teacher to set us loose.
Edit 7: A boy is talking to her right now, don't know if the conversation will break, they have been talking for a while now.
Edit 8: I wussied out after a talk with someone who is dating someone. They told me watch a show that she likes and talk to her about it.
Edit 9: I got dating advice from my teacher.
Edit 10: I will try again on Monday, I might sit at her table.
Edit 11: hey, sorry for not updating but at my school we switch classes every week and in this week we all sit at computers. Next week I'll sit near her at her table... Maybe.
Edit 12: bad news everyone, she said this:
"Hey I know that Cale or whoever was texting Hailey or whatever and was saying that you like me and I just wanted to say that I think it's really sweet and nice that you care about me but i just don't feel the same way about you. I'm Sorry"
EDIT 13: WOW, almost a year since I made this. I have a girlfriend now bt it's not her.
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3 RepliesSlap her with a piece of gorilla crap and lick it off her face
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Grab her by the Pusey
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You ask her to be lit with you
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You'll do just fine
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1 ReplyI don't know. I'm a senior and I have no clue how to make new friends or start conversations.
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1 ReplyUse the Trump approach and sexually assault her.
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Ask her a question, like how are you doing today? That's a good starter [spoiler]or if you feel like a cool guy, ask her: what's your favorite one of my many outstanding traits? Mine's my humility.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesFirst you're going to need an envelop, some bread, and a toaster.
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If there are any movies playing near u, ask her if she wants to ho see a movie over the weekend. Movies are great first dates😉😉. If she says yes, politely ask for her contact info so u can get ahold of her.
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9 RepliesWalk up to her and say, "Hey, I think you're cute. I'd like to get to know you sometime. Would you like to go out with me?" Have a plan in advance for if she says yes. If she says know, accept it and move on. If you're not confident, pretend like you are.
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If you are nervous, grows some balls, then talk to her. Being bold is a choice, not an inherent characteristic.
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15 RepliesWhat I did is that I straight up told her. And if she doesn't care so be it. Don't plan anything big. But there is that chance she will take things further like mine did.
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Take chances my friend
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15 RepliesEdited by The Doctor: 1/20/2017 2:43:02 PMLet's see: tell me some adjectives that describe you
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1 ReplyI'm really excited to hear how it all turns out . . . I've been following you're guys' story on #LetsNotMeet.
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1 ReplyAsk her to dinner and bowling. Great way to talk
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But ask her somewhere too talk ex. NOT A -BLAM-ing MOVIE!!!
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4 RepliesOnce again another "like" post Look, if you don't hardly know her, and yet you think you like her, that's a crush. If you know her and think you love her or, then that's infatuation. How do you know you like her if you don't know her?
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JUST DO IT lol ok ill help u out! Just talk too her and after a min tell her what u feel I think telling her how much u like her is better than a pickup line...
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2 RepliesI'm giving you the same advice I always give for these topics: Show her you asked a bunch of kids on the internet for dating advice. That'll do the trick.
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1 ReplyAsk her to a movie or dinner?
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18 RepliesOh. Hitting up girls. This is one of my specialties. Your in the same class? As in classroom or grade? Either way. A) Ask what the homework is or if she's smart/good at something ask if she can help you. "Hey __________ what's the homework for science?" B) Get into her social zone. You can get into the same zone as her. If she's a popular girl then get into the popular guys group. Popular kids tend to hang out with each other, your friends will talk to her friends group. Boom you've met her because your hanging with her. C) Compliment her. Tell her you like her shoes, hair, shirt etc. Not only will you be sweet but she'll probably talk back if she's not disgusted by you. D) JUST SAY HELLO. Literally the easiest way to make friends is to say hello. JUST SAY HELLO, WHADDUP OR HEY. ITS THAT SIMPLE. Good luck if you need advice I gotchu.
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1 Reply[quote] She also dances in class which I find really cute. [/quote] Oh Lord. Your better off with your hands with soft shit like that.
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Just say hey, what's up, what your name, got an instagram/snapchat, etc.
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Alright, I personally think asking the internet for advice is dumb, but I'm feeling nice right now so I'll tell you worked for me when I was in school. The most important thing when dealing with women is confidence. Now I don't mean an egotistical prick, just be confident that you have value and are worthwhile. When you tell yourself regularly that you're great you will start to believe it and then it will show outwardly in how you hold yourself. Once you've built up yourself internally, it won't take long, you walk into class, head up shoulders back, don't overdo the shoulders though you'll look like a dumbass. Look her straight in the eye; no blushing, shaking, sweating, or tearing up like a little bitch; and say to her, in front of everybody. "Hey, I think you're pretty awesome and I would like to take you out sometime." Now, she's not gonna say yes right away. There is gonna be a pause, she's gotta consider your unexpected self confidence. So don't freak out, don't stop looking her in the eye, and for God's sake don't run away crying like a little wussy. Keep eye contact, smile at her and...... [spoiler]drop trou and slap your dong on the desk like a mother frackin' boss![/spoiler] She'll know you're the real deal then.
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3 RepliesIf she is of greek descent throw an apple at her, this will get her attention because you are honoring her culture.
