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Edited by Unforgiven: 1/10/2017 5:47:07 PM
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Guess what? I can prove I am not a racist.

Up until yesterday when I gamed with my friend I thought he was just from the South. But after he shared his name on PSN, I discovered that he was Black. He told me that his name is Maurice. And we play Division together in our clan, The Iron Valkaries. Was originally for playing Destiny. I am totally white, I voted for Trump. I own many guns. I have light brown hair blue eyes. And I am 100% not racist starting NOW that I have made this amazing discovery. I asked him many questions and here are some things he had to say. Apparently being Black is just like being White and really the only difference was the color of his skin. To this I replied that he must have been on drugs. But he laughed it off. He has a great sense of humor and makes funny jokes all the time. If you want proof i will post my Black friend's picture. I asked him. What is the deal with Air Jordan's and why are they such a huge deal for Black guys. They are almost like dress shoes. And cost a lot more. He says that they are really not worth the money. You just pay for the brand and they are very overpriced. I agreed. I also asked him if it was true what they say about Black guys and them being bigger. It was a bit awkward but Maurice did say that he wears double underwear. Whatever that means. I asked Maurice if he ever murdered anyone and he said no. To this i acted as if I was not surprised. He is a very nice guy. But his voice is really deep and he uses a lot of slang. Now that I know he is Black. It kind of makes sense. I also asked him why do Black people always say, "You Is" "Where you at" or "Daymn". "She a bad bitch." Or "No white girl, do not go in there" in the movie theater. To that he didn't really answer. Awkward silence. Ask me anything about Maurice... It is pretty cool I have a real Gangster friend. Hehe.
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