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Edited by Unbrandedpie:
12/1/2016 12:08:38 AM
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Questions left unanswered...
Why is the traveler called "The traveler" if he doesn't even move? How would he even travel?
Did twinkies and Cockroaches survive the Collapse?
Why is Variks autistic? "Kill them back". No shit Sherlock... God I hate him...
How come these "Throne worlds" have no thrones? Where the -blam!- do they sit?
Why can't we just walk up to the Speaker and ask him what the -blam!- is going on?
Why in the hell hasn't the puddle in the tower dried up?
Edit: Here's some more.
Why the -blam!- doesn't Oryx just smash us with his fist when we fight him?
How come Crota cant step off his catwalk in [b][u]his[/u][/b] goddamn Throne world?
What the hell is the city called? Is it just called "the last city"?
Do our guardians use the restroom? Do they get hungry?
Why can't we hit on Eris? Or Eva? Or Cayde?
Who put the soccer ball in the tower?
How come the Vex don't just travel back in time and kill us all before we meet the traveler?
Why can't we just fly our ship right on top of the "Traveler"? Or just fly in from the underside?
What the -blam!- was Felwinters lie?
Why does Efrideet sound like she's 12? Is she jail bait? Like if we hit on her do we go to the Prison of Elders?
Who the hell climbed to the top of the mountain to build a campfire and why? Or more importantly how the hell is it still on fire?
What kinda shades do we use? Seeing as how my guardian isn't blind when I go to Mercury and stare at the sun.
Would like Osiris and his Disciples flip out if ship pool my friend to the lighthouse? I mean do we get carded before we enter?
Why the hell does Variks have us killing prisoners? And why are none of the prisoners in Destiny in goddamn shackles!? More so, why the hell are they armed?!
Why doesn't the cabal ship that flies by Firebase go get reinforcements and just mess us up mid-crucible match?
Why does Xur like hiding so much?
Can Zavala's head double as a magic ball?
Where does the vault send our weapons?
Is Shaxx ok? "FIGHT FOREVER GUARDIAN!!". Why would he want us to keep fighting? Wouldn't the point of it be to eventually not have to fight? Is he secretly evil?
Why can't we punch the Cryptarch square in the nose when he disrespects us with our engrams?
Is Ikora forever bald? Or does she shave every other Wednesday?
Did Trump help build the wall?
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3 RepliesGot a couple more Who is dredgen yore What are the cabal retreating from IS THERE EVEN ANYBODY DOWN I THAT -blam!-ING CITY OR HAS THIS ALL BEEN AN ILLUSION?!?!? TO KEEP US FIGHTING THEIR WAR?!?!!!! why are the awoken called awoken? Soo like... are the cabal good? Bad? What's going on there? Why did the vex allow the release of siva Who is veriks loyal to? Petra, mara sov, uldrin, skolas, or himself? What the -blam!- does the future war cult own? Why does new monarchy remind me of North Korea? WHAT THE -blam!- IS THAT MACHINE BY THE SPEAKER?! LIKE SERIOUSLY THE CLOSEST THING I COULD FIND IS SOME 1700S ERA COMPASS Why is ikora so special? What the -blam!- does the 9 even refer to? Does our armour chaff?
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How about "where did all the destiny players go?"
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Hello, remember me from when I answered the first round of questions? Dude I love this posts, it's hilarious, and I know these aren't really supposed to be answered, but I've just got to answer them because something's wrong with me The one time Oryx wasn't smart enough to defeat someone... Crota can get off of the platforms when he glitches, and when he does everyone dies. It is actually called The Last City, because it is the only city remaining on Earth. I don't think Guardians need to eat, drink, sleep, or use the bathroom seeing how their Ghosts and Light restore their cells constantly and make sure they are at the peak of awareness, but I can't be sure. I don't know who climbed that mountain, but they must be a pro athlete who could make it through ridiculous amounts of Fallen and he either had a forever-burning fuel or he always runs back up their to tend the fire. Whoever it is, they hav my respect. We don't need shades on Mercury; this is in one of the grimoires, but what the Vex did to the planet caused changes in the atmosphere and the Sun actually appears bigger than it should but not nearly as brightly as it should. We're killing armed prisoners because the Awoken want to eliminate all the enemies they hav captured, but they want to do so subtly and put some sport into it. The Vault probably compresses our gear into Glimmer and stores them away to be reconstructed on command, or your Ghost tucks it away somewhere with transmat like it does with your Sparrow and gear that u hav on u. I don't think anyone can verify Shaxx's mental health, but we do know that he is a combat enthusiast. Trump actually did not build the Cosmodrome or City walls. Which is surprising.
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5 RepliesEdited by Rev: 12/2/2016 12:28:40 AM
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1 ReplyThere's a Twinkie factory in Natick.
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3 RepliesI know the answer to the soccer ball! That was the first wearer of the peregrine greaves - Eric Cantona
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Why does aksis have 4 plates in the back of his chamber that protects us?
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Croat does step off his catwalk in the throne world.....
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5 RepliesALL I WANT TO KNOW IS THE LORE BEHIND THE ALMIGHTY HAWKMOON. So far all we know is: It's the sexiest gun in the game, it used to be godly, the nerf hammer smashed it to hell and now its bullets barely register outside of Matador range, did I mention that it's sexy?, and yeah that's about it. We can write a damn book about TLW and Thorn but you couldn't even create a sentence from what we know about Hawkmoon.
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This is awesome. I came looking for some serious questions, I get this.
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Instead of punching the cryptarch, just push him off the tower.
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1 Reply[quote]Why is the traveler called "The traveler" if he doesn't even move? How would he even travel?[/quote] Space magic. [quote]Did twinkies and Cockroaches survive the Collapse?[/quote] Yeah, they never die. [quote]Why is Variks autistic? "Kill them back". No shit Sherlock... God I hate him...[/quote] He's not native to english you fuсk. How about you lay off 'em eh? [quote]How come these "Throne worlds" have no thrones? Where the -blam!- do they sit?[/quote] The ground. The world is literally their throne. Must've never heard of chairs before. [quote]Why can't we just walk up to the Speaker and ask him what the -blam!- is going on?[/quote] Because bungie. [quote]Why in the hell hasn't the puddle in the tower dried up?[/quote] Constantly renewed every day by tears from crying babies.
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Try asking these to the speaker
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9 RepliesVariks is Old... And Wise... •-• and Super Mega Awesome!... :3 he's actually quite funny... [spoiler]SYLOK! THE DEFILED!... Thirsts for your Light...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWe can't punch the Cryptarch here...we must wait until we have enough Renegade points before doing it.
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Pretty sure Swedish Fish survived with Twinkies.
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4 RepliesIt travels, because despite it's anti-grav stabilizers there's error due to the rotation of the earth, and it actually is moving at a nearly undetectable rate of 0.00045 m/hour. Yes, but now we eat cockroaches and stomp on twinkies. "Baaack" is a fallen term analogous to "brah" or "bruh" or "brohomie" - and everyone hates Variks. "throne" refers to toilet, and they poop anywhere and everywhere (the ground is the 'throne') I do all the time, and he just goes, "I [i]could[/i] tell you of times when....." and I just get mad and stomp away at that point. As soon as you turn your back, Cayde-6 runs out and pees there freshly.
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The travler did move....
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10 Replies[quote]Why in the hell hasn't the puddle in the tower dried up?[/quote] That one has to be man-made, it's literally impossible for it to rain in the Last City thanks to the Traveler.
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1 ReplyEdited by Turbo-J-Jones: 11/30/2016 6:50:11 PM[quote]Why in the hell hasn't the puddle in the tower dried up?[/quote] Somebody give sweeper bot a damned mop! I'm just impressed that you can accurately and clearly see the reflection of other guardians in those puddles.
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I want to know why we go behind all these famous people of the past who ALL HAVE NAMES yet we are just simply "guardian".
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2 RepliesIts all just an amusement park run by some bloke called Ford!
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Puddle= illuminati
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Oryx: I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE!! Variks: dismantle mines, yessss? Oryx: ... Varkis: you disappoint me... [Dreadnaught explodes] Not original.
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1 ReplyCockroaches can survive anything. Would be bad news if they started utilizing Siva.
