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Edited by Crota:
9/12/2016 4:50:19 PM
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Crota here
Hey all you guardian scum how are ya? It's been a really long time since I've heard from you piles of trash. Me? I'm in the new realm enjoying myself and while I was there I noticed something. My right ring finger is missing and I really didn't care about it at first but now it's starting to get annoying. No doubt you scums are responsible for taking a piece of my soul and killing my father. I just want you to know that I'll be up in Hive heaven and cheering The Plague to kill you filthy ants and every time you guardians die I'll be laughing. If you have a heart and wish to return my finger you can place my soul piece at the location where you "killed" me and took my a piece of my soul.
- Sincerely, Crota Son of Oryx
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4 RepliesHey bud don't make me feel bad I visit every week. Not because I want too but because it's been a year and I still don't have your crux.
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Hey Crota. The thing is... Eris has it... Now I don't know why she wanted ten inches worth of your finger (was scared to ask honestly) ...but she um... kinda has a shrine to you and the hive in the tower now. I think if you wanna get that back you might have to unblock her rock orb number and call her. [spoiler]if it was me I'd call it a loss bro[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI feel you, yes? They all are piles of trash shooting gallyhorns at us. We should team up.
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4 RepliesLook, dude. You brought a sword to a gunfinght... A sword.
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So...truce or do I need yo send a bored hunter to say hi.
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1 ReplyYou need to go outside.
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1 ReplyHow did my balls taste? You never sent me hate mail so they must be good, I have washed them. ;)
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1 ReplyI'm pretty sure you attacked us first. Can you talk to other living Hive deities? Tell them we hold grudges.
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3 RepliesEvery time I helped someone with their spindle I teabagged your soul shard. .. Scrub
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1 ReplyCrota here, back in my temple, with my lamborghini here
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5 RepliesFuk u Grocka i's coller thans u!
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2 RepliesGUARDIANS, GO TO THE CRUCIBLE AND NEVER GIVE CROTA HIS FINGER!!!
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2 RepliesSure thing. Just one thing I want from you. Your Hive recipe for beer that Omar Agah was talking about. I hear it's hella good.
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17 RepliesBrethren, can we form some sort of alliance?
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Hey Crota. Is Son of Oryx your surname?
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okay.... [b][i][u]DOWN HIM DOWN HIM[/u][/i][/b]
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1 ReplyI'v been using your gigantic finger to rip apart my b-hole, do you really want it back? [spoiler]well your never getting it back (insert Lenny face here)[/spoiler]
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I pawned it :/
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3 RepliesI could have sworn it was your index finger. It got annoying when you kept pointing toward us, but thanks for the crux a few months back and in year 1.
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1 ReplyEdited by Ropeslap: 9/14/2016 9:28:22 PMRemember when he was hard and you had to have a very good sword barer with perfect timing plus at least a few ghorns just to get it done in 4 swords. Had to have that sword drop and blink strike down to a science. Remember when it was the only way to get meaningful lute. Then sometimes he just stand the funk for no reason and kill you. Pepperidge farm remembers.
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I don't have your finger, I ripped off your crux.
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2 RepliesFocus crota... Focus crota...... FOCUS CROTA!!!! [spoiler]Crota summons the oversoul[/spoiler] [spoiler]F#&! Xx_squeaker_xX I SAID FOCUS CROTA!!![/spoiler] [spoiler]Year 2 players will never understand.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesYou think that was your finger? 😂
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10 RepliesDude, I know you're trying to be all, like, I don't know... Polite... By calling it your "finger"... But we both know that the part of your soul we took was your... Uhm... Anyway... So, I'd totally give it back to you so you can have some fun with them freaky hive honeys in hive hell.... But Eris insisted I give it to her....... She seemed to want it for something.. Not entirely sure what.. Something about hanging it on a plaque over her fireplace... Suppose that's why she was so determined that I get the whole thing... Sorry man.
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4 RepliesHi there..... Crota.....
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1 ReplyFOCUS CROTA
