1. Obtain a doctrine of passing with counterbalance 2. Obtain 20 or more grasp of maloks 3. Be kicked from a raid 4. Kick someone from a raid 5. Run in circles at the tower for a minimum of 10 minutes 6. Destroy 3 jabberhakes (or Havok Pigeons) you wished were longbow synths 7. Finish off the warpriest on hard with a nova bomb. 8. Get a legendary to drop for you in crucible directly after having lower than a .25 kd on the loosing team 9. Make 20 laps between the postmaster and the cryptarch with objective markers at both places 10. Shoulder charge someone less than 7 years old. 11. Use 12 3oCoins without receiving an exotic drop 12. Get a postmortem using bullets on a guarding that is "red barring" 13. Receive 3 different error codes in a time span of 1 weekly reset. 14. Get killed by a 1700+ elo player 15. Post something on the forums referencing "cbmm" or "sbmm" 16. Get a kill in crucible with a weapon with surrounded, skip rounds, and guerrilla fighter. 17. Kill yourself with SLEEPER whilst standing in a friendly ward of dawn. 18. Collect 30 items that drop at 334 while currently at 335 19. During a cutscenes, quote your ghost, out loud, while playing any story mission ten times 20. Detonate 10 friendlies with "unstable light" 21. Receive an RNG exotic less than one weekly reset's time from purchasing that weapon from Xur 22. Die via ceiling after slamming relic in opening room of the raid (courtesy nice_guy05) I truly believe #1 is the only one I'm missing. Wow this has gotten way popular. I'm glad you guys got a kick out of this. Let's keep bumping this so everyone can have a laugh. Who knows I might just add my favorites from the comments or others I come up with. If anyone needs help add me on xbox one (explicitly, sorry Sony people), Raids or otherwise, I'll happily help. I'm usually around weekends and nights. Just shoot me a message and I'll help if I can. Again thanks everyone