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Edited by Xzplosions:
7/9/2016 2:22:39 PM
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The REAL moments of triumph checklist
1. Obtain a doctrine of passing with counterbalance
2. Obtain 20 or more grasp of maloks
3. Be kicked from a raid
4. Kick someone from a raid
5. Run in circles at the tower for a minimum of 10 minutes
6. Destroy 3 jabberhakes (or Havok Pigeons) you wished were longbow synths
7. Finish off the warpriest on hard with a nova bomb.
8. Get a legendary to drop for you in crucible directly after having lower than a .25 kd on the loosing team
9. Make 20 laps between the postmaster and the cryptarch with objective markers at both places
10. Shoulder charge someone less than 7 years old.
11. Use 12 3oCoins without receiving an exotic drop
12. Get a postmortem using bullets on a guarding that is "red barring"
13. Receive 3 different error codes in a time span of 1 weekly reset.
14. Get killed by a 1700+ elo player
15. Post something on the forums referencing "cbmm" or "sbmm"
16. Get a kill in crucible with a weapon with surrounded, skip rounds, and guerrilla fighter.
17. Kill yourself with SLEEPER whilst standing in a friendly ward of dawn.
18. Collect 30 items that drop at 334 while currently at 335
19. During a cutscenes, quote your ghost, out loud, while playing any story mission ten times
20. Detonate 10 friendlies with "unstable light"
21. Receive an RNG exotic less than one weekly reset's time from purchasing that weapon from Xur
22. Die via ceiling after slamming relic in opening room of the raid (courtesy nice_guy05)
I truly believe #1 is the only one I'm missing.
Wow this has gotten way popular. I'm glad you guys got a kick out of this. Let's keep bumping this so everyone can have a laugh. Who knows I might just add my favorites from the comments or others I come up with.
If anyone needs help add me on xbox one (explicitly, sorry Sony people), Raids or otherwise, I'll happily help. I'm usually around weekends and nights. Just shoot me a message and I'll help if I can. Again thanks everyone
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as any subclass get killed by your own grenade, heavy and super in a single match
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I got my longbow on the first try
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1700+ elo? So they were Gold 3+ in ranked?
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2 RepliesYou forgot Shoot mines in the prison when it clearly says dismantle. Dycrypt exotics all your exotics whilst wearing your lowest gear. Bitch about weapons on a forum post straight after being served in a crucible or trials match. Spend more than 10min to find a match only to be put in at the halfway point in a losing team. Pretend you didnt grab the aura twice when warpriest challenge doesnt drop the chest. Be seen shooting a warlocks tracing grenade because you thought they were a taken. Kill a guardian in the crucible using fabian strategy. infuse a fabian strategy to 335. Pay for a trials passage. Recieve an exotic from the nightfall.
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5 RepliesOk I know this is really random and completely off topic from this, but I wasn't on during the April update or april at all due to family problems and work and now I can't get the At the Gates quest or the return to the prison quest to finish my year two moments of triumph :(, I checked at the reef for Variks to give me the quests but he didnt have them, I don't suppose there is any way possible to still get them either is there? Thanks for any help with this, it's much appreciated
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1 Reply23 Comms ban after a crucible match
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10 RepliesI lost my dog that I've had since she was a pup to leukemia this morning. I left the clinic with only her collar. Idk why I'm posting this here or at all. It's just something I wanted to write down and see. It just hurts a lot and idk how to handle it.
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Add getting hate mail after bagging someone after killing him with UR with no backup plans.
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Achievement get: all I do is win
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4 RepliesDidn't read all of your list but I stopped at the receive 3 different error codes within a week. That should be made within an hour. Last thing I remember playing destiny was a spamming of error codes.
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My friend bought mida yesterday, in the same day, got a exotic primary engram, and got mida multi tool, within one hour of just buying it from xur
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1 ReplyLose a crucible match before spawning into the map.
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Edited by x Ashamon x: 7/9/2016 5:26:56 PMCarry two scrubs through a nightfall only to get kicked right before the boss dies so they can invite their other scrubby friend........
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The only one I haven't legitimately done is get 20 grasps :i
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4 RepliesEdited by xZIMZAMx: 7/9/2016 5:14:23 AMAnother one is getting killed by a stormcaller, respawning then instantly getting killed by the same stormcaller 1 second before it runs out. Ps good stuff buddy. Some funny & accurate material there.
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Join a crucible match just in time to hear the " Heavy ammo available". Subsequently get killed five times by said heavy ammo before you can even fire a shot
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This the real list any other list is a lie 😂
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23. Join a PvP match which is about to get mercy ruled and get a God Roll weapon with 0 kd 24. Tank a GG shot while usin Sunbreaker ( b4 nerf ) 25. Equip Ram and tank 2 thorn shots ( b4 nerf ) 26. Get arcbolt + thorn combo 'ed atleast 1 time 27. Get 2 tapped from TLW 28. Hit 168 to head with Hopscoth ( reactive reload ) 29 . To be Continued....
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Would have completed this already
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Stopped reading at title
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You are forgetting shooting rockets inside the relic during atheon and causing a wipe
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[quote]18. Collect 30 items that drop at 334 while currently at 335[/quote] the inner hatred I have every time this happens
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7, 8, 15 and 17 is too hard :( nerf
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Ooh I got almost all done!! Just gotta work on 7, 15 and 17! Sweet!!
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This is truly the real MoT
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I am triumphant.
