Listen up Destiny community because I'm here to bring order to the lawless. Who am I you ask, I'm a guy with internet access, a basic command of the English language and three level 40 characters so you damn better recognize my authority less you face my impotent rage.
There are only certain tactics, weapons and abilities that I approve of being used against me in the crucible.
No more more year one OP weapons such as:
Gjallarhorn
Felwinters lie
Party crasher +1
Thorn
Hawkmoon
Last word
You know what, lets make this easy you noobs... NO YEAR ONE WEAPONS
Git gud and use year 2 weapons (except the sword, I'm warning you, no more f'ing swords) but make sure you use them correctly. which takes me to
Tactics and Abilities
No more sliding in with a shot gun and shooting me. It's BS and you know it, you scrub.
No blink shotguns. I don't care if its been nerfed. I don't have time to figure out how to stop it so stop doing it.
Titans, no more shoulder charge. Let's have a little class and keep out of my personal space. It's a noob tactic, do something else and earn your kills
I know this isn't a weapon but no more ram head armor Warlock. You are supposed to be a glass cannon, stop being a tank. Know your role.
Hey you, Hunter. Stop turning invisible. Don't make it hard for me to find you. Be a man and face me. You sure as hell better not blink blade dance.
No more sunbreakers Titans. That's not Mjolnir and you are damn sure not Thor. That shit is OP, go back to blowing bubbles.
Destiny community you have been officially warned to cease and desist your scrub like playstyle and git gud like me.
If these guidelines are not adhered to I will institute strict rules of engagement where each guardian will stand back to back, take ten paces, turn and fire. Does that sound fun to you? Huh does it? Get your shit together Destiny community or else. You don't even want to see me unleash the full powers of angry posts at my disposal upon these forums.
These rules are subject to change as I deem fit based on my KD ratio.
But whatever you do. Do not try to encounter me in the real world. Real interactions are scary and dangerous.
[b]Edit[/b]: Why is no one taking me seriously? Heed my warning heathens. I'm trying to save us. I have just sat, ire, watching this community descend into chaos. If Bungie isn't going to do something I will...
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2 RepliesWell, I think only basic melees should be allowed. Guns, grenades, supers, and anything else are stupid and should not be used. And you better listen because I have two level 40 characters! Because almost [i]no one[/i] has two yet. [spoiler]Like this idea? Read the original post again and see the similarities.[/spoiler]