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Edited by Shortbusregular:
3/24/2015 6:48:09 PM
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What would you do if a tiger attacked you while you were naked
How would you react if a tiger attacked you? I don't know what I would do, but I think I would probably end up just curling up into a ball and shitting all over myself. I mean honestly it's a motherfuсk tiger, if he wants to kill you in the most brutal way possible he will. I really, really hope that tigers are afraid of the smell of shit because that would be my only defense. Kudos if you think you're able to hold your own against a tiger while naked.
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I would be concerned that I would be in such a situation.
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Protect my willie and get his teeth caught in all the hair I have. Then go for the eyes and balls of the tiger. Also you got teeth why don't you use em!!!!
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Begin song "Worlds Apart"
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Punch him in the -blam!-ing balls
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I would say, "go away tiger, you are useless now that we have the ROC playlist!"
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1 ReplyDefend mah willie
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2 Replies"Stop you're oppressing me"
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Go for the eyes, fuq being eaten!
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Edited by Zavala's Pet Cat: 3/25/2015 8:08:47 PMWell i'm f[i]u[/i]cked.
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Distract him by throwing frosted flakes away from me. Then killing op for stealing my emblem.
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I've always wanted a pet tiger c:
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1 ReplyRun & pray I find a slower person before it gets me.
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Like all scenarios where I wouldn't be able to do anything I would simply run straight for the tiger while screaming. Why prolong the inevitable, on the plus side it might just stand there dumbfounded as I run over it.
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2 RepliesIt rhymes with "tape it".
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4 Repliesrape
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Quick-time events
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That's a situation where escape is the only legitimate option...if possible. I'd probably end up getting mauled, but you can be sure i'd do my best to avoid it if possible.
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I would try to gauge its eyes out. Im pretty sure if i poke one really goid he'll back off but basically like u said, the tiger will do wat it wants, just gotta accept that fact
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Dig a hole
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Win his trust: Tell him I know what Tigers like best.
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Tigers are actually big bitches But that doesn't mean it wont -blam!- your up
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4 RepliesEdited by Atticus: 3/24/2015 7:10:00 PMUrinating into the predator's nostrils has proven to be quite an effective technique to escape such dire situations. I shit you not.
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I've never heard this one in game
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Give the tiger a nice loving ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyEdited by Apollos: 3/25/2015 3:06:25 AMThis is ironic. My dog just snapped at me. He was smacked up side the head multiple times really hard and thrown outside. We later showed dominance by commanding him to lay down. We then put our arm up to him to show dominance. He didn't even snarl whereas he was before. We just got a new puppy and don't know why he decided to go all alpha. He is not nudered and is at 3 yrs of age. Would nudering help any?
