WHOA GUARDIANS!
First and foremost:
00) You better smash that Like button or you're gettin' bagged!
Now that that's out of the way, I'm seeing a lot of discussion on the subject of when it is appropriate to T-bag... and since I am always right I figured I'd put the debate to rest with these common sense rules:
[u]MASTER LIST[/u]
01) If you're a hunter = you is gettin' bagged
02) If you're crutchin' your abilities, no matter the subclass = you is gettin' bagged
03) Stasis? = you is gettin' bagged
04) If the only gun in the kill feed associated with you is a special ammo weapon = you is gettin' bagged
05) If the only gun in the kill feed associated with you is jotunn, bastion, telesto, arbalest, or felwinters = you is gettin' bagged
007) If you made a female character and your gamer tag is not girlie = you is gettin' bagged
11) If you're on my team and you die next to me = you is gettin' bagged
22) If your gamer tag would make me scream typing it in in order to add you = you is gettin' bagged
34b) If you log into this game and are in a lobby with me in PvP or PvE = you is gettin' bagged
86) If you're on my friends list = that's right
101) If you read this to the end and have the nerve to comment = yep. The slow, dragged across your entire corpse bag for you! (and your spaniel for good measure!)
[i]PS- this was also an exercise in the proper use of your and you're.[/i]
Now go and get em you filthy animals and keep it clean.
... and Happy New Years guardians! Dip dip
EDIT: [u]filling in those blanks above with your contributions[/u]:
10) If you 3-peek = you gettin' bagged (@D2thaGMAN)
12) If you 'stack' 6 strangers via LFG for QuickPlay = you gettin' bagged (@Golden)
21) If you have TTV in your gamer tag = you gettin' bagged (hopefully on stream) (@FenrirXSama)
75) If you look in my direction = you gettin' bagged (@raidriar the sly)
76) IF YOU EMOTE IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION = you gettin’ bagged (@joanespotatos)
77) If you play the objective = you gettin’ bagged (@Mis)
97) you breathe = you gettin’ bagged (@Nerevar)
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2 RisposteI got bagged so hard in crucible the last time I played, guys internet was so bad he was blocking Jotunn shots with his ****. He had this "come at me bro!" Look. He got kicked before the Warlock in our team could Jotunn Call of Duty Strike package plane him out of the air again. I still have nightmares.
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3 RisposteI dissolved someone with a fusion rifle as he was T-Bagging one of my teammates the other day. I don’t think I’ve enjoyed a single moment in Crucible more. I was personally team T-Bagged during an entire match a while back. All I can think of is they all had an irrational hatred of dying to Jotuun?
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If you paid for better internet, you is getting bagged.
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2 RisposteBagged first = you startin' a competition your gonna lose
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1 RispondiIf you load into crucible with a gun equipped I will bag you
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1 RispondiTranslation: Play how I want you to play. Let me kill you more than you kill me. My enjoyment is all that matters. 🥲
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Only time I bag is if they either bag first, spam a cheesy ability, abuse a glitch or exploit, or if they try to spawn camp.
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5 RisposteOnly Titans with a shotgun deserve it
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2 RisposteThere was one time where i got T - Bagged while trying out The Mountaintop (current one) in Control.
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1 RispondiModificato da iMisai: 12/28/2020 5:28:25 PM[spoiler]if you cap zones in control you gettin bagged[/spoiler]
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14 RisposteImagine sucking so hard you regularly get killed by Jotunn and it's 6-year long charge time.
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1 RispondiNumber 1 is facts.
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2 RisposteIt is very hard not to get bagged these days....
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3 RisposteOne slow hesitant bag is the best kind of bag. You just look their ghost in the eye for a good second, drop one, then run away.
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1 RispondiPlayed Trials yesterday. Flawless match was was against a stack of 3 players with 50+ flawless tickets each. We got the first round on them. Didn't bag or anything. Then they won the next. Bagged and shot our bodies. We won the third, still didn't bag. They won the fourth and bagged and shot bodies again. And then we won the next three rounds. Last kill being me 1v1ing an arc staff and sitting him down with The Steady Hand. Then he got bagged. He left that match fairly quickly once that happened.
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Dip dip potato chip
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1 RispondiI’m just wondering where these discussions of T-bagging are happening...is this a ten year old re-post?
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1 RispondiWhere are you seeing "lots" of discussions on tbagging??
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1 RispondiWell I'm sure as hell bagging you if I meet you inside Crucible.
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If your LUKE SMITH because he’s shit on half the game = THEN YOUR FETTING BAGGED YOU DICK
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If your going to bag for me hmmm...paper or plastic I pick paper better for environment
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Modificato da Snax: 12/27/2020 11:10:16 PMThis is incredible [i]dip dip tater chip as the great Chibi would say[/i]
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2 RisposteAnd in conclusion... YOU GETTIN BAGGED
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1 RispondiIt's a day ending in y = you're getting bagged.
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1 RispondiIf u bag, u getting bagged
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2 Risposte347: If you is running Bygones and Jotun with every slot having an Eververse ornaments on, you is getting bagged.