Me: - "Lexa,! - open Destiny 2" Alexa: - "Alexa... My name is Alexa" Me: - "This again, - FINE. ALEXA... OPEN.... DESTINY 2" Alexa: - "did you mean, Destiny 1?" Me: - "No..... Destiny 2...." Alexa: - "did you mean, Destiny 1 - Taken King" Me: - "for FK sake NO.... just open the f*cking game" Alexa: - "Searching for [i]'F*KING GAME'[/i] Me: - "Alexa! please.... open Destiny 2 Forsaken" Alexa: - "Opening destined to be without a f0reskin" Me: - "NO... STOP just JUST STOP" Alexa: - "Opening Micheal Jordan meme" me: - "Alexa please. - Open. Destiny 2. Forsaken" Alexa: - "request Found - Opening game" Me: - "Alexa - Where is XuR this Week, and does he have good shit?" Alexa: - "XuR is a fictional Character in a popular game Franchise known as Destiny, and in the series is portrait as a servant of the Nine. Being fictional, the character in question does not produce any excrement on which a rating can be applied" Me: - "No... that ... i... nevermind, Lexa where is this Week's ascendant Challenge?" Alexa: "Alexa" Me: - "um... ? what the Hell?" Alexa: - "Alexa, my name is Alexa, you called me Lexa" Me: - "you got to be kidding me right? - sorry... My Mistake" Alexa: - "Searching for - Your Mistake - Found Video File/[i]exgf.thailand_ponyboi//Greasyhotel.mp4[/i]" Me: - "NO! wait, what the hell are you doing? Alexa!" Alexa: - "now playing - Vid File/exgf.thailand_ponyboi//Greasyhotel.mp4 - on all devices" Me: - "God Damnit Alexa i said stop it! i just wanted to know what is going on in the F*CKING GAME!" Alexa: - "Found... the F*CKING GAME - Initiating Protocol 4N-4L-PR0_B3//_ALL DIVICES" Me: - "Alexa.... what is going on....? what is happening to my TV? OMG! WHAT IS THAT! WAIT... NO!" Alexa: - [i]"Now Playing"[/i] - Forsaken Soundtrack [i]*aaaah haaa haaaaaaa aaaaaaah........ whoooo whoooo oooooh oooh....*[/i]