>Be me
>Be kissless virgin
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>Try to find grill
>Find grill
>Begins talking to grill
>Grill walks away as soon as I start speaking
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<speak with many grills <give them 15 minutes of your time TOPS <if they start playing with their hair constantly ask grill if they would like to join you for an activity <if they don’t play with their hair MOVE THE -blam!- ON and return to step 1 <double check that you have condoms or a vasectomy <go balls deep <leave immediately or kick them out with a lame excuse <BAM!!!
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1 RispondiI find these things key to getting a woman in bed, as I do every night. Earrings- if they don't instantly think you're gay they'll probably be impressed. Mainstream music tastes- this one is a real help. If you don't hear at least one "yuh" you need to skip that shit. Big shoes- preferably nike. Under Armour- popular with the ladies A snapback- see the description for step one. Literally just having a life- this one's a real pussy grabber. Enjoy your children, bills, and fighting.
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3 RisposteStep 1: Be attractive Aaannd that's about it
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Either work hard in school or the gym. Your investment will manifest itself when you acquire gains or money. If you are ugly though then money might just be your only choice, that or joining a fraternity
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2 RisposteJust be a douche, and she will fall in love for some reason.
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Become a normie
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8 RisposteRope and stool
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1 RispondiDon't make posts like this. Also don't say "grills."
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Uh, be a decent human being?
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11 RisposteLift weights and be confident
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12 Risposte
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Have you tipped your hat to the fair maiden? Commonly missed step.
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You can buy one at walmart.
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Tell her you got a lot of money.
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Magnets. Big, big magnets
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This is a trap. OP is secretly FBI.
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Just keep speaking even though she is gone [spoiler]helps the lonely[/spoiler]
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7 Rispostegrill might not be 4 u mate. try males
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Be u self
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5 RisposteBeing that most grills seem to have steel bases and are on wheels - magnets should do the trick.
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3 RisposteTried magnets?
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1 RispondiHold a BBQ. Grills love those.
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14 RisposteFirst you need to stop romanticizing the idea of them. Stop putting them up on pedestals. Stop thinking of them as Heavenly Creatures. You have a lack of confidence in yourself. Am I right? They can smell that like a shark can smell blood in the water. They are just as uncertain about finding a guy as guys are about making a connection with girls. Confidence is your friend and ally. Confidence will do things for you that you never thought possible. But how do you get confidence if you don't have it? What course do you take, what book do you read, what person do you listen to that will give you the confidence you need to attract the ladies? You stop caring. That's it. That's all. You stop giving a shit and making it seem so important. You realize that no matter what you are gonna be you. At first it won't seem possible. You'll be thinking about it and then something might happen and immediately you'll begin to doubt yourself. And if you begin acting like a frightened colt, they will bale. It's ok if your mind is racing, just don't let them see that. Your outward appearance must show that you just don't care, but you're down for whatever. Don't set your sights on any one girl. You have to cast your net wide. But always be wary. At the first sign of crazy, you cut the line and move on to the next catch. This is about you. Not them. Not what you can do for them or to them. And don't confuse love and sex. They aren't the same and you don't show someone how much you love them by bringing them pleasure. If she doesn't like you for you, then she isn't for you. How do you attract the girls? By being cool, calm, and collected. But more than anything, confident. Why is she with that loser? Because he's confident. Why does she always go for the bad boys? Because they're confident. How did he score such an amazing woman? Because he's confident. I have given you the secret. The keys to the kingdom, so to speak. How you use this power is up to you. But with great power comes great responsibility. Never forget that.
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Modificato da maedgonzales: 3/23/2018 1:24:17 AMMake sure your at least friends with them. Than chatt up a storm. But follow lordzoltens post
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Go to a store and buy one