Remove Wales from UK, bring it back into Europe. Become the PM of Wales, after signing Boris Johnson as PM of England, and then having Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn put in prison for life. Deport Ed Milliband. Convert to a Communist location. Negotiate with Russia, Korea, Australia and America further, become close trade allies. (Why Australia? In case I ever need to borrow Emus for the war.) (I will ask Korea last as they are the least likely to accept. If they do not, me and my trade allies will bomb the crap outta them.) Leave Europe. Create a Union. Convince Mainland Ireland and my trade allies to join my union, eliminating needs of a VISA. Destroy the corrupt African government and appoint Nick Clegg as it's temporary looker-afterer. It will be an independent nation soon after, if it does not decide to join my union. If anyone threatens me, my allies and I will destroy them. Try and extend my reach into space. (Earth is dying.)

[u]Canada[/u]: Make the consumption of pancakes with maple syrup a government-mandated daily ritual. Anyone that fails to partcipate shall be branded a heretic and burned by a steak. Err... Burned at the stake. [u]Anywhere else[/u]: Meh, just wipe it off the face of the planet.

Just thought of one. Reduce gay pride month to a few days and make Veterans Day a whole month because men who died for their flag deserve more notice than just one day.

Become allies with a world superpower ask for some weapons take poor countries around me. Repeat step one and take on bigger countries as I get more power. Hopefully join NATO. Take all other countries not in a faction. Wait this isn't hearts of iron 4

Get rid of that god forsaken British cross on our flag

Cut personal/corporate taxes (personal = 10%, corporate = 15%) Give parents the ability to choose which school they want to send their children to (school vouchers) Reserve more rights to the states and rollback federal power Cut funding to publicly funded universities/colleges by about 25-30% (with these cuts aimed at the humanities and social sciences because they are nothing but postmodernist/neo-marxist breeding grounds) Dissolve group rights and just have rights that apply to everyone Classify BLM, BAMN, and Antifa as terrorist organizations Allow for health insurance companies to compete with other companies across state lines and allow for individuals to easily get access to experimental treatment (Also, repeal Obamacare in its entirety) Restructure Medicaid and welfare to where the ones who actually need it are the only ones who receive it (reduction in spending may be needed) Get the government out of the marriage business (so essentially one of the things that would make up #3) Protect religious institutions from being force to go against their beliefs as long as those beliefs don't harm others (ex: a Christian bakery should not have to serve a gay wedding because it violates their belief about marriage) Have a strong border and have a limited immigration plan (Also, ANYONE who lives in the country illegally gets deported by ICE) Not allow for public funding to Planned Parenthood (meaning taxpayers don't pay for it, you and anyone else that wants to pays for it) Make sure the US has the strongest military in the world (Russia and China can stay right below us until they can be trusted) Embrace Western culture and encourage the people to uphold Western culture Deregulate certain industries, within reason, for to allow easy entry and exit into said industries (i.e. give those industries more competition) Refuse to give bailouts to fledgling businesses End the war on drugs (save the taxpayers their money) Establish term limits for representatives and senators (i.e don't allow for career politicians to be a thing) Not uphold DACA Legalization of medical marijuana (give states the choice to legalize it for recreational use) Put the needs of America first Get rid of the federal department of education (give the state and municipal governments the power to use that money to better their schools as they see fit) Get rid of affirmative action programs (no need for racism of low expectations) Uphold the Constitution (especially amendments 1, 2, 9, and 10) Give Dr. Jordan B. Peterson an award for all of the work he has done Invite Kendrick Lamar back to the White House for another concert (the one thing I can commend Obama for doing) Make Milo Yiannopoulos my Press Secretary Make Steven Crowder be my VP (so I can have someone else to laugh with) Give Communists free helicopter rides

- Run a supply drop mission of 100,000 Katy Perry CDs to North Korea - Require every household to open their windows, crank up their AC, and leave freezers open for 1 hour each month to help fight global warming - Attack the droid foundries on Geonosis - Eradicate all remaining "fidget spinners" unless they are colored blue, lime green, or hot pink - Give everyone a free coupon book for 1 free meal a week at Chick-Fil-A for the next 7 years - Issue free replacements for controllers, keyboards, mice, etc. broken due to lag induced rage in online multiplayer games - Ban people from touching a computer for at least a week if they pick Mei in Overwatch for 3 or more consecutive games in a row - Declare August 8th as National Pineapple Pizza day - Force 20th Century Fox to allow Marvel to add the X-Men and Deadpool into the MCU [spoiler]They can keep Fantastic 4 though if they want[/spoiler] - Make DDR an Olympic Event

Bring communism to the entire world

Make the water fountains spew cough syrup for the culture.

I'd exterminate 70+% of the population as my first act (can't have stupid people running around everywhere). Childbirth would then be illegal unless you have the [i]perfect[/i] genes (white skin tone, 6'4"+ height only, muscular body types). And lastly, I'd use the hard earned tax dollars of Canadian citizens to go on a luxurious 21-day cruise.

hm. [spoiler][i]INDEED[/i][/spoiler]

Install the Judge system.

Change our national anthem to America F*ck yea.