I FIGURED IT OUT!!!! Now do to the fact that the Chicago bears have a bear, you can safely assume that the bear in question is a polar bear. A month ago last Friday there were reports of a polar bear and killer whale sipping dollar sweet tea at McDonald's. All of a sudden a fight between the polar bear and killer whale breaks out, and as you can guess the polar bear just shreds the killer whale. Thee days later the polar bear is asked to be painted oh the helmet, but he declines the offer do to the fact the now late killer whales cousin was out for blood. He comes up with an idea to trick the humpback whale into being trapped in the 2nd dimension on the helmet, so he calls the Mexican painter back, and says he can make it Two weeks later MR. polar bear comes hoping his cheeky device will work. After the trap is set he looks at the painter and says "this should work, right Jesus" and the painter says "ok two things, one my name isn't Jesus it's Jesus, and two I don't have a clue." Then all of a sudden the humpback burst from the ground in its humpback position. "Press the button Jesus!" Yells the polar bear. Jesus uses his magic Mexican powers to activate the device, thus trapping the humpback whale in the helmet.

My thoughts exactly. Not big on the brokeback look of my 'boys helmets either.

Yeah, not sure how that came to be...