Why do you hate summer?

'Cause it's -blam!-ing hot. No matter what I do to stay cool, I just can't nor can I relax. I always get this weird sensation that I can only compare to a chill just involving heat instead of cold. Can't turn my fan off even for a minute, but it's a double-edged sword as I end up getting a major headache from it. Too hot to play guitar, too hot to skate, all the flying bugs I fear the most come out the wood works, I could go on and on so suffice it to say, summer just makes me miserable...

Move to Alaska

And you think names are gender based apparently :)

Figures, that would trigger one of you... Should I have put quotation marks around it that way you don't get triggered? And no, I don't subscribe to the notion that names are based on gender, same with colors and other pointless shit, but generally speaking; considering I'm the only male I know of with the name it isn't wrong for me to refer to it as a girl's name...