As we all know we are doomed. The US elections, brutality, etc. So I'm building a huge space catapult that'll send us to Mars. I need brave volunteers to live with me in the red planet.
I only have so much room, therefore I'll have to cut some people out. If you want to escape earths doom. Join me
Anything that is to your right is now your only weapon
Sorry but not all will be allowed passage
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2 RisposteDeath will always [i]win[/i] in the end.
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1 RispondiYou clearly have to take me, the Legendary Soviet Bear.
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1 RispondiI have a pretty rad lamp next to me. [spoiler]But what of the conquering of Russia?[/spoiler]
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Leaving Earth
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1 RispondiIf in qualified, you'll have to catapult me with a bathtub.
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2 RisposteI've got 15 packages of Oreos
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1 RispondiModificato da GeardoRanger864: 7/12/2016 11:05:59 AMAm I able to come, I have a m4, a box full of extra magazines full of bullets for the m4, a vest to carry several magazines, a knife, a m1911 pistol, and a box full of extra magazines with bullets in them for the m1911.
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2 RisposteCan I come. Got a table with a box of pizza on it
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So far we've taken a few lucky survivors. We'll also take Russia with us, we'll cut it out of the earth
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15 Risposte😎🍿 I'll just sit back and watch how this stupidity plays out
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2 RisposteI have a 60" ultra 4k hd curved TV with surround sound
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3 RisposteFree Wi Fi?
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Can I come, I have a bottle of lotion with me
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7 RisposteGood luck trying to survive on a round planet.
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1 RispondiI is a TadPaul
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1 RispondiWearing a Glock right now at work....
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4 Rispostebye son
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3 RisposteA bathroom stall wall... Arg
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1 RispondiI have a life size statue of zoob to my right. Am I on?
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1 RispondiYou're only now leaving? boy, I left ages ago. The locals here are much better too.
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1 RispondiElon Musk says he'll have a colony on Mars by 2025 or something. Pretty awesome if you ask me.
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2 RisposteModificato da Trust: 7/11/2016 10:21:56 AMI have no arms. Can I come in? I'm good with my feet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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4 RisposteI'm from Mars and work as a tour guide :)