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Modificato da Apollo:
5/30/2016 12:50:40 AM
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An intruder has just broken into your home
While you are soundly sleeping an intruder has broken into your home. The sudden crash has awoken you. He has a gun and intends to kill you. What do you do?
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#Offtopic
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Just saying, this is an amazing post.
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6 RisposteProbably just die like a little bitch because liberals took away my guns.
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4 RisposteWell, I have 2 young boys, and 2 big dogs. My house is a -blam!-ing mess. When he trips over the civic engine sitting just inside the door, in the dark and breaks his neck on my coffee table I'm gonna use his phone to post the video of his crippled ass to WorldStar.
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seduce & bang
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1 RispondiIᑎTᖇOᗪᑌᑕE ᕼIᗰ TO OᖴᖴTOᑭIᑕ IT ᗯIᒪᒪ TᗩKE ᕼIᗰ ᗩᗯᕼIᒪE TO EᑎᗪᑌᖇE TᕼE ᑕᗩᑎᑕEᖇ [spoiler]ᗯOᖇT [/spoiler]
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Reach under my bed. Slip up behind them in the Dark. And go all Monty Python Holy Frail with my Kitana... Don't worry, it's only a flesh wound...
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2 RisposteInitiate emergency Allahu Ackbar protocol. [b]No survivors[/b]
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Why would he want to kill me? He's a theft right? Then steal shit. 👌 [spoiler]don't worry, I released the dogs.👌[/spoiler]
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4 RisposteYou already know. (☞☭ ͜ ʖ☭)☞
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That's why I always sleep with a shotgun under my pillow.
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3 Risposte"Please, end my suffering." "No." "Please." "Dude, I just want your shit." "Please." "-blam!- this, I'm out."
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Depends...how big is he? [spoiler]If you know what I'm saying....[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteModificato da fangfireskull: 5/31/2016 2:03:41 AMGrab my metal captain america shield and go after then while singing: "When captain america throws his mighty shield, All those who oppose his shield must yield! Unless your a plane, a bomb, or some ice, or a brainwashed buddy with a robot arm. Then you don't necessarily have yield."
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1 RispondiEat his booty for free
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1 RispondiTake off my clothes and run at the guy screaming while jacking off
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1 RispondiSuck his dick.
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2 Risposte[b]Ask him to settle this on rust.Snipers only [/b] ~[i]Marmalade[/i]
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The burglar is in my home but I am at a friends home, the crash came from his pet cat knocking over a vase. Gg op
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Just quickly activate my small nuclear device underneath my bed
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Challenge him to a 1v1 quickscopes and noscopes only. Trickshot for final killcam.
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Phone the fire department
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Jump out my window and dip lol
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Modificato da The Wizard : 5/31/2016 3:48:04 PMGo out side and get in my Boeing 747 and Alluh alkbar my own house killing the robber
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Not really this^, I just thought it would be funny
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