Wat o.o

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I'm okay with this. And you don't need to save it just click open image or something similar

Ummmm.... Google thinks I'm female lol [spoiler]This can't get me banned right?[/spoiler] [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]

[quote]It would be a long summer for Dave that year. His therapist spoke to him, using a calm tone that she had learned from her years of experience. However, she never had a patient like Dave before. He was so traumatized by the events of last week, he could only respond to her questions with incoherent babbling and a scream now and then. She began to wonder: What the hell could have happened to cause such mental trauma? ____________________________________________ It was the last Friday of May 2015, and Dave couldn't be happier. He was about to graduate high school, he had been accepted to Yale on a full scholarship, and his girlfriend was soon to be his fiancé. His life was finally coming together that year. That day, some of his friends decided to celebrate the upcoming graduation by going on a camping trip. Jill, his girlfriend, owned a large plot of land, due to the affluence of her family. Dave was in the backseat of the car, sitting right next to his girlfriend, and planned on enjoying the 4-hour ride with a little bit of light petting. As his hands moved up Jill's leg, Dave saw a large semi truck moving toward his vehicle out of the corner of his eye. His eyes widened, and he knew, in that split second, what would happen. The truck smashed into the little station wagon, and Dave felt a Strang feeling of weightlessness in the seconds after. Then, there was a second impact. Dave immediately blacked out. ____________________________________________ Dave woke up, and felt a painful throbbing in his head. His left arm was numb, and he saw blood in his right eye. He slowly unbuckled his seatbelt, and rolled out of the car (the door had fallen off of the vehicle due to the impact). Dave looked up at the sky, and stared at the setting sun for a moment. He was trying to remember what happened. He stood up, painfully and awkwardly, and looked at the car. It had fallen off a steep cliff, hence the second impact. He then looked at the car, and saw his friends and girlfriend hanging out the windows. Dave was immediately sick at the sight of the mangled bodies, and threw up stomach bile almost immediately. He panicked, and ran off. All he could think was "Get help! Get help!" Dave came upon a small ranch in his panic. He ran to the front door, covered in dirt and blood. He knocked on the front door, and, just as it opened, blacked out a second time. ____________________________________________ Dave woke up again. He had no idea what day it was, but he saw that he was not in his bed. He stood up, and looked at a digital clock next to his bed. It read "4:24 A.M." Dave walked into the kitchen, trying to find the person who was gracious enough to take him in. However, after walking around the house for 30 minutes, he couldn't find a single person. Just as he was about to go back to the bed, he heard a soft whinny from outside. He stopped, and opened the door. Dave walked outside, and saw, to his delight, a mare. She was jet black, had a beautiful mane, and stared at him with what could only be described as calm reassurance. Dave reached up, and began to pet her mane. He then felt a sense of relief, something he never thought he'd feel again. Dave then looked up, past the mare. His sense of calm was immediately replaced by one of absolute horror. Crawling around on the floor was a deformed, wheezing creature. It was pitiful, and could barely stand, but it's eyes burned with absolute pain and hatred. It had the face of a horse, jet black hair over its body, and four pale white limbs that extended from its body. Dave was shocked, to say the least. It looked almost... Human. However, it also bore a striking resemblance to the mare. Dave heard the door open behind him, and immediately hid. A young man walked up to the mare, and began to stroke the mare's mane. He stripped off all of his clothes, and jumped over the gate. The young man grabbed a large bucket, and placed it directly behind the horse. Somehow, Dave knew what was about to happen. He saw the young man stick his penis into the mare, and move it in and out repeatedly. The mare shut her eyes, apparently used to this experience by know. The man kept going, muttering "Horse vag is best vag" repeatedly under his breath. Dave could not look away. Finally, the young man finished. He had a demonic look of extacy on his face. The young man walked up to the deformed creature, and began to pet it on the head. What he said next would scar Dave for life. "My son, my only son. I could not be more happy than I am today. You and your mother have brought me this happiness. Horse vag is love, horse vag is life." Dave began to sprint away from the ranch right after he heard that. He managed to reach the road, and collapsed right on the edge. The last thing he saw was a young woman walk up to him, and feel for a pulse. ____________________________________________ After this experience, nothing much more can be said of Dave. He now spends his days in a mental institution, rocking back and forth in a straight jacket. He constantly relives the worst experience of his life, but the doctors have no idea. All they ever hear from Dave is the occasional mutter: "Horse vag is best vag. Horse vag is best vag. Horse vag is best vag..." [b]The End[/b][/quote]

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2 preteh 4 u

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I was expecting a lot worse

Was not disappointed.

Results were more surprising than expected. Edit: Put it on imgur because this is some dude's photo.

-blam!-. YES. [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]

Wtf?