Hello, fellow Offtopic Dwellers. I am a Wambulance.
Now. To my point. Tell me about your crush. I.e your bf or gf. Spouse. Or maybe just another person that you have a special interest in.
After two hundred replies I will post the best replies.
Now, I also want specific info on all girls. Address, name, and number. Thank you.
:) Go on. Tell me.
Here is OP's.
She is 5'6" ish. Weighs a perfect 120-130 pounds. She has long chocolate brown hair that spirals gently. The cutest face I have ever seen. A heart catching smile and laugh. Sweet soft voice.
She lives little ones and animals. She is pretty hard to make mad. And will put up with a about before she explodes. And when she explodes it isn't pretty.
Her dad trained her and her siblings in hand to hand. Though they aren't deadly like he is.
So what do you think of OP's crush?
Also feel free to ask OP any questions.
Best posts below.
1. [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/204534784/0/0/1]Number one[/url]
2. [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/204554272/0/0/1]Number two[/url]
3. [url=ttps://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/204463858/0/0/1]Number three[/url]
And in answer to number three: He name is Mercy. Her phone number and address are unavailable as of this time.
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https://www.google.com/videohp?hl=EN
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1 RispondiI'm very deep in the friend zone, fam ;-;
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1 RispondiModificato da ClusiveC: 5/24/2016 8:27:57 PMIt's called Hip Hop. Some years back, it had a freestyle cypher with Aesop Rock, Poisen Pen, Slug, El-p, and Immortal Technique and became god. The tape got recorded [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFe5-i0m5Jw[/url]
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1 RispondiShe is half Japanese half white one of the sweetest girls I've ever met known her since the 7th grade and I graduate high school with her in 2 days :D
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1 Rispondihi. tell you what.. I will trade you my whore of a wife for a car. She is a dirty little slut that -blam!-s just about anything that moves. She doesn't really have much to offer, so I figure she is worth about the price of a used 1994 wrangler. I understand if you think she isn't worth it, so I am willing to throw in $200 cash on top of that. If you are looking for a loose whore that will give it up easily, my wife will be well worth the trade. Let me know if you are interested.
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3 RisposteShe is always completely invisible and translucent. She's also a mute and no one believes that she exists.
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2 RisposteSweet, black, average height... [spoiler]and full of games that I haven't installed yet...[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiI was an option to my crush, so i friendzone that woman by saying her that i needed to see her in person because i had something very important to adk her; we did meet up she was really happy then i told her that i wanted to be more than friends that she's like a sister to me and that i really appreciated her. All my buddys literally yeald "THATS MY BOY RIGHT THERE!!" "FRIENDZONE THAT GOLD DIGGER!!" [quote]#Amalegend[/quote]
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2 RisposteShe's pale, slightly calloused, dry about 9" and smells like semen
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3 RisposteMy friend is 5"4. Big blue eyes, cute face. Perfect body. She's hilarious, always manages to get me to calm me down by just talking. She's into gaming. (Mainly Elder Scrolls). She's into my kind of music. She is a die hard Marvel fan. Best of all is she never gets bored to talk to me and we usually talk from when she gets up to when we go to bed. And sometimes she is all I can think about. #FriendzonedThough #ICrieEvryTiem
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3 RisposteModificato da Lord Puncake: 5/23/2016 4:51:31 PMI go to a school filled with Asians. I don't understand them and they don't understand me. So, crushes don't really happen.
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6 RisposteHis name starts with a letter Z. He's a skinny guy. He has colored hair. He's beautiful. I'd love to cuddle him for ages.
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1 RispondiWhy is everyone dating a supermodel that plays games? Cause, of what I've seen that is like RARE af. But apparently everyone on b.net is a lucky son of a bitch.
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12 RisposteModificato da Yellow Snow: 5/17/2016 10:00:37 PMShe is dirty blonde Short Striking blue eye Stunningly beautiful Funny Great singer Sassy Kind hearted , the sweetest person ever. Hasn't had an easy life but rolls with the punches and keeps fighting. The best person I've ever met. Far away ;-;
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She's a girl
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Fine... [spoiler]Small, Ginger, My friend.[/spoiler]
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4 RisposteI've given up on love. It just burns everyone involved.
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She's an anime girl on a body pillow
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She has a braid(not looks 1 million times cuter with her hair down) 1 inch shorter than me, amazing eyes, cutest voice I've ever heard fairly skinny. Extent extremely smart and studious. Can get shit done with out procrastinating, Absolutely loves movies shares the se way I think but tends to stress about things even when it's all good, but then again, I do the same...she's got me tripping, head over heels for her.
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2 RisposteI'm 9 inches taller than she is. She weighs just under 100 pounds. Dark brown hair that reaches her waist. Very definite eyebrows. She plays the violin and works at a daycare. We have [i]nothing[/i] in common, but it works.
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1 RispondiHave you seen your sister lately
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8 RisposteDon't know why, but your thread gave me horrible flashbacks of something else... [spoiler]Look for the comment by Wheelz4Realz and you'll understand what I'm talking about. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/197503694?sort=0&page=0[/spoiler]
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She has this rounded shape... She wears a light red color... She likes whipped cream but tastes much better with chocolate and the whipped cream... When there is whipped cream involved it's hard to resist not licking it off of her.... Ahh how I love eating strawberries
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1 RispondiShe's a solid 6/10. Just a rebound, really.
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[spoiler][b] [/b][/spoiler][spoiler][b] [/b][/spoiler][spoiler][b][i]How 'bout nah?[/i][/b][/spoiler]
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11 RisposteI don't have one, no one likes me..