Stuck between choosing a rock another rock and a radically racist cave man

The year is 2048 >Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea >Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base >One of Trump's advisers entered the war room >"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive." >Trump stood up from his solid gold throne >"Looks like I have to do this myself." >"Sir?" >The Trumptator adjusted his tie >"I need a weapon." >Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace >"This shouldn't be long." >He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute >Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm >The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival >Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace >The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots >Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards >They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle >"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile >Trump smirks "I don't think so." >Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds >Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket >"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine >Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Darth Vader style >Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator >"Kim.." >A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face >Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked >"You're fired" PART 2: >The year is 2066 >Wake up, turn on TNN (Trump News Network) >Watch the destruction from the Blitzkrieg of Europe >Think to myself "Thank God I live in Trumptopia" >Look outside my window >Notice the Trumpstapo kick down my neighbors door >They drag out my neighbor, Francisco Pedro Alejandro Gomez >Trumpstapo force him onto his knees >A man in solid gold comes up to my neighbor, closely followed by his guards, the Trumpen-SS >I squint and notice that it's him, it's really him >Trump the Ever-Living >Trump the Undying >Trump the Conqueror >The other neighbors started to gather around >"You're illegal aren't you?" Our Lord asked >"No senor, no no!" >"That's what they all say" >The Trumpstapo got him on his feet "What should we do with him, my Lord?" >The Trumptator smirked >My neighbors begin to chant >"Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall!" >"Send him to the Wall! Take him away!" >My neighbors cheer and celebrate >Several days later >Turn on TNN >On Fridays, TNN live streams the Wall >All the illegals found that week are stood up on top of the Great Trump Wall >Notice my neighbor is among them >A man in solid gold appears on top of the Wall >How he gets there is unknown, he just does it, he's Trump the Ever-living >The camera zooms in on our Lord >"To all illegals that continue to taint Trumptopia, I will find you. And I will stump you." >Lord Trump begins to kick each illegal one by one off the wall >Their screams echo and quickly disappear as they fall to their death >Those that came to Wall to see the action live shout "STUMPED" after each illegal is kicked What a great time to be alive PART 3: >2068 >Emperor Trump is nearing his goal of world conquest >The North American Empire can't be stopped >Mexico has been destroyed and the blitzkrieg of Europe will begin soon, lead of course by the Emperor himself >America has truly become great again >A rebellion has risen in the NAE >Comprised mostly of libcucks and nogs who want their welfare back >Have tried several times to assassinate Trump the Ever-living but all have failed >The rebellion has devised a new plan that they think will succeed >Have an operative that is Trump's personal servant >Will put poison his wine >The Rebellion will meet at noon before they carry out the plan >The operative goes to the secret meeting location >The rebels tell stories about how a man named Bernie almost defeated Trump >They say how everything and everyone would have been free if Bernie had won >One rebel adds on to the story "Trump wouldn't have won if people knew of his immortality" >A man with a scar under his right eye gives the poison to the operative >"Poison him, end our suffering, it's what Bernie would have wanted" >He takes the poison and hides it as he enters the Trump House >The operative gets the wine and adds in the poison >He stops before entering the Oval Throne Room >"For Bernie" he says to himself as he enters the throne room >He is immediately stopped by the guards who take the wine and aim their weapons at him >"What's going on, it's just wine!" the operative proclaims >The Emperor stand up from his solid gold throne >"Do you truly believe this plan would have worked?" >"Your rebel friends have been dealt with, one of my agents told me of your plan" >The man with the scar under his right eye enters the room and stand next to Lord Trump >"No, NO! This cannot be" the operative says in disbelie >Trump the Ever-living takes his gold plated revolver from his desk >"You're fired" PART 4: >2016 >Trump has just been elected >About to say first words as president >He adjusts his tie and looks straight on into the audience >"Obama, you're fired" >Shortly after this Trump reveals that he's immortal and destroys the constitution >Trump is emperor for the rest of time >2025 >Emperor Trump has solved all of the US' problems >Illegals are stuck behind the Great Trump Wall >The Trumpen-SS keeps degenerates off the streets >Nogs are enslaved again >Trumpstapo sends all illegals that try to get past wall to Trumpentration Camps What a great time to be alive PART 5: >2087 >The Trumptopian war machine controls all of Earth's surface >This has become a problem since there is nowhere to deport immigrants >There isn't really such a thing as immigrants now >That's just what Trump the Unstumpable calls anyone who rebels against him >The common solution has been to attach weights to their feet and throw them into an ocean >But our great Lord Trump is stuck now >There is nowhere to expand >No place to conquer >No place, at least, on Earth >Trump, not to be stumped by Earth, turns his eyes to the stars >He invests about 5% of his net worth (100 quadrillion Donald Dollars) into his space program >He amasses a fleet of 2000 Trump Destroyers and hundreds of thousands of Trump Fighters >The Trumpwaffe is disbanded and all Propaganda Bombers are converted to starships >Flash forward to 2104 >Trump the Conquerer is ready to begin his conquest of the Solar System >He puts out a law that all able-bodied men must serve in his glorious conquest or be deported >Immediately all the citizens of Trumptopia rush to our Lord's aid >Those who didn't are immediately stumped >Trump the Mighty addresses his people >"Today, we embark on a new conquest" >"A conquest whose single goal is to stump all of the illegal aliens in the Solar System" >"Today, we are no longer the Empire of Trumptopia" >"We become the Trumptopian Galactic Empire!" >"Hail, Trump!" >"Hail, Trump!" >"Hail, Trump!" >( '-')/

Hardly anyone [i]really[/i] understands economics. The 'man on the street's' understanding is pretty much a framework set up by people who want to twist you into their way of thinking.

Question for bernie supporters: Whats the difference between corporate greed and corporate profits? The company my dad works for aims for a 3% profit margin, is that greed?

37% of the flood doesn't know about the USSR.

Here, this is how I look at it. So Bernie Sanders is supposedly gonna give out "free" money. Just think of it as free samples at cosco... So free brownies will attract attention so everyone will swarm them and all of a sudden, no more brownies... Same goes for immigration... Bernie's plans may work for a little bit and everyone will get their "free" money. But then, people will hear, Oh! There is free money over in America! Let's move over there and get rich! Only problem with that, is that it is not really free. So with higher demand and more people, the richer people will have to give more money and the poor people will get less because they have to split it up... And all of a sudden, no more money! [spoiler]Make sense?[/spoiler]

I saw a Facebook post of an encounter with a Bernie bot. I don't know if it was real or made up. But it accurately depicts the level of knowledge. Two middle aged men were talking about Bernie while waiting in a convenience store line. One said "everything free - who's going to pay for all that?" A young woman in line in front of them turned around and said "nobody will pay for it - don't you guys know what "free" means?" Then walked out rolling her eyes at their stupidity.

Do people who support Hilary realise they only support her because she is a woman?

They don't... Unless they want life quality to decrease and taxes to be at 90%

Most people who support Bernie are under the free-college spell and also like the "Feel the Bern" catch-phrase. Those are the only sensible reasons because he literally has no knowledge of politics.

Do people who support Trump know they're mentally retarded?

This is a popular meme that I often see from Republicans. They claim that Bernie supporters don't understand economics, but never actually explain with any specific details. • Does Germany not understand economics? • Does UK not understand economics? • Does Denmark not understand economics? • Does Norway not understand economics? • Does Finland not understand economics? • Does New Zealand not understand economics? • Does Canada not understand economics? • Does Australia not understand economics? • Does Japan not understand economics? • Does Sweden not understand economics? As it stands, Bernie is your typical politician from every single one of these countries (give or take minor details). So you Republicans are trying to tell me every single one of these fully functioning first-world countries don't understand economics? You see, that just sounds absolutely crazy.

You people need to do some research on Bernie Sanders before calling him a "socialist" or a "commi" and completely dismissing him as a candidate for president. All he believes is America has been pushing too far to the right recently, and the gap between the top 1% and the rest of America needs to tighten a little more. He also has many other fantastic plans for this country with detailed explanations on how we can pay for them, and how to get congress to agree with him. All I'm saying is that Sanders might not be the greatest candidate ever, but he is a hell of a lot better than Trump and Hillary.

I always forget that people here have their PhD in economics, run their own business, and make 500k a year.

Check out what his friends had to say....no wonder you youngsters love him so much...you are just like him.

Do people who support Marco Rubio understand that he's a robot

To people who support any of the other candidates realize how shady and fake they all are?

I honestly don't care anymore. None of the candidates seem like they will be ideal, all for different reasons. I would much rather have a nation run by the most intelligent people, like scientists and economists who would actually know what they're doing. I feel that if actual intelligence and expertise were more revered by our culture, we would be able to progress so much more as a society. If only geniocracies and technocracies didn't have their own slew of new issues to deal with.

I think most of them haven't graduated college yet or didn't choose a useful degree like economics or engineering, and as such are asking for the government to pay for their English and gender studies majors.

Say what you will about Bernie's Economics, He's a good guy. And to me, if we had more people like him in politics, who were actually good people, we wouldn't be as bad off as we are now.