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Modificato da PONETHEPOON:
11/2/2015 3:38:42 PM
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Let's face it...the Taken NEED this.
[b][i]Greetings![/i][/b] I hope every single one of you had a fantastic Halloween. [i]Moving on..[/i]
One thing occurred to me in my hungover trance of alien death-dealing this Sunday, and that was the [b][i]irrefutable fact[/i][/b] that the [i]Taken[/i] are [b][u]too easy.[/u][/b]
Obviously coding isn't easy, so they can't be overhauled. Here are my simple ideas on how to make them a more..[b][i]engaging..[/i][/b]enemy.
[b][i]Taken Captains:[/i][/b] These guys shoot the big black balls of the blind. Since these balls are relatively easy to sidestep, they need adjusted. Please [b]add tracking[/b] to these bubbles of sorrow. [b]Additionally[/b], after contact, they should split into [b][i]smaller, tracking Taken Captains[/i][/b] that seek out nearby guardians.
[b][i]Psions:[/i][/b] It's a little funny troll when you punch one of these out of existence, only for you to actually be punching another one out of it. Thats cool, but not a challenge. I propose [b][i]exponential growth[/i][/b] from the Psions, instead. So rather than going [b][i]1, 2, 3[/i][/b] in their reproduction, it will go [b][i]2, 4, 16, 256.[/i][/b] I've got the ammo for that, [b]baby.[/b]
[b][i]Knights:[/i][/b] I really like these guys so far. They're [b][i]exactly[/i][/b] as much fun as double-lightning-grenade Titans with a charged super in a small corner. I think they could be harder, though. [b][i]Give them Gjallarhorns.[/i][/b]
[b][i]Centurions:[/i][/b] If there's [b]one thing[/b] I love more than orbs that track me harder than my girlfriend on Facebook, it's a challenge. [b][i]Each orb that hits you[/i][/b] should spawn a Taken Captain. One of the new ones I've described above. Additionally, [b][i]P S. users[/i][/b] will get exclusive Centurions with increased splash damage and lasers.
[b][i]Vandals:[/i][/b] I like their bubbs, and I like their snipes. Their bubbles look like [b][i]they should explode;[/i][/b] but they don't. [b]Make their bubbles explode.[/b] #VegetasSacrifice
[b][i]Phalanxs:[/i][/b] Who remembers [i]The Phalanx that could?[/i] I do. Rained my flailing corpse across the Cosmodrome, that he did. [b]They should all be this fun![/b] If they had cloaking, the ability to teleport, and an increased [b][i]shield-launcher[/i][/b], that might satisfy my urges...
I'll leave it at that, [b][i]for now.[/i][/b] Obviously you guys will be busy implementing these changes, so we'll discuss the other [b][i]Taken buffs[/i][/b] in a future post.
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I'm white trash and I'm in trouble
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1 RispondiModificato da TheGodAmongMen: 11/4/2015 5:45:02 PM[quote]Psions: It's a little funny troll when you punch one of these out of existence, only for you to actually be punching another one out of it. Thats cool, but not a challenge. I propose exponential growth from the Psions, instead. So rather than going 1, 2, 3 in their reproduction, it will go 2, 4, 16, 256. I've got the ammo for that, baby.[/quote] supercell agrees.
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23 RisposteWhat if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! [b]THEN YOU NEED[u] PEREGRINE GREAVES[/u]!!![/b] PUT THESE[b] SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN[/b] AND[b] YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES[/b]. THEY ARE[b] GEMS[/b]. YOU WILL LOOK [b]GLAMOROUS[/b] LIKE A [b]STYLISH LADY[/b] WHILE YOU [b]KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE![/b] YOUR LEGS ARE [b]BEDAZZLED! [/b]BEDAZZLED WITH THE[b] STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS[/b] IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE[b] ZERO F***S[/b] ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO [b]SWEET JUMPKICKS! [/b] YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND[b] THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE[/b] BECAUSE [b]YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH![/b][b] YOUR SON WILL DIE! [/b]YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! [b]YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! [/b] YOU WILL[b] TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE [/b]AND YOU WILL[b] MASSACRE PEOPLE![/b] YOU WILL[b] F*** THEM UP![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS![/b] DENIED! [b]GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS [/b]AND CAUSE THEM TO [b]WEEP RADIANT TEARS![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS[/b]...[b][i]CAREFULLY[/i][/b].... [b]YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES[/b], DIVING INTO THEIR[b] NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT[/b] AND [b]MURDERING [/b]THEM WITH YOUR[b] ENERGY LEGS[/b]! IT IS[b] YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU[/b]---wait, shit...[b]THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? [/b] YOU WILL[b] RUIN YOUR K/D[/b] LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE[b] ADDICTED[/b] TO THE SWEET,[i] SWEET[/i] SOUND OF [b]INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH[/b]! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY [b]SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE [/b]AND IT WILL BE [b]WORTH IT[/b] WHEN YOU [b]KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT[/b] BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM![b] EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED [/b]AS[b] YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED[/b] AND HIS FAMILY[b] FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS[/b] TO [b]TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF[i] TEXAAAAAAS! [/i] [/b] [b]PEREGRINE[i] GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES[/i]!!![/b] What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! [b]THEN YOU NEED[u] PEREGRINE GREAVES[/u]!!![/b] PUT THESE[b] SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN[/b] AND[b] YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES[/b]. THEY ARE[b] GEMS[/b]. YOU WILL LOOK [b]GLAMOROUS[/b] LIKE A [b]STYLISH LADY[/b] WHILE YOU [b]KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE![/b] YOUR LEGS ARE [b]BEDAZZLED! [/b]BEDAZZLED WITH THE[b] STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS[/b] IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE[b] ZERO F***S[/b] ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO [b]SWEET JUMPKICKS! [/b] YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND[b] THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE[/b] BECAUSE [b]YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH![/b][b] YOUR SON WILL DIE! [/b]YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! [b]YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! [/b] YOU WILL[b] TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE [/b]AND YOU WILL[b] MASSACRE PEOPLE![/b] YOU WILL[b] F*** THEM UP![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS![/b] DENIED! [b]GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS [/b]AND CAUSE THEM TO [b]WEEP RADIANT TEARS![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS[/b]...[b][i]CAREFULLY[/i][/b].... [b]YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES[/b], DIVING INTO THEIR[b] NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT[/b] AND [b]MURDERING [/b]THEM WITH YOUR[b] ENERGY LEGS[/b]! IT IS[b] YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU[/b]---wait, shit...[b]THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? [/b] YOU WILL[b] RUIN YOUR K/D[/b] LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE[b] ADDICTED[/b] TO THE SWEET,[i] SWEET[/i] SOUND OF [b]INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH[/b]! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY [b]SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE [/b]AND IT WILL BE [b]WORTH IT[/b] WHEN YOU [b]KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT[/b] BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM![b] EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED [/b]AS[b] YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED[/b] AND HIS FAMILY[b] FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS[/b] TO [b]TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF[i] TEXAAAAAAS! [/i] [/b] [b]PEREGRINE[i] GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES[/i]!!![/b] What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! [b]THEN YOU NEED[u] PEREGRINE GREAVES[/u]!!![/b] PUT THESE[b] SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN[/b] AND[b] YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES[/b]. THEY ARE[b] GEMS[/b]. YOU WILL LOOK [b]GLAMOROUS[/b] LIKE A [b]STYLISH LADY[/b] WHILE YOU [b]KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE![/b] YOUR LEGS ARE [b]BEDAZZLED! [/b]BEDAZZLED WITH THE[b] STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS[/b] IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE[b] ZERO F***S[/b] ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO [b]SWEET JUMPKICKS! [/b] YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND[b] THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE[/b] BECAUSE [b]YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH![/b][b] YOUR SON WILL DIE! [/b]YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! [b]YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! [/b] YOU WILL[b] TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE [/b]AND YOU WILL[b] MASSACRE PEOPLE![/b] YOU WILL[b] F*** THEM UP![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS![/b] DENIED! [b]GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS [/b]AND CAUSE THEM TO [b]WEEP RADIANT TEARS![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS[/b]...[b][i]CAREFULLY[/i][/b].... [b]YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES[/b], DIVING INTO THEIR[b] NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT[/b] AND [b]MURDERING [/b]THEM WITH YOUR[b] ENERGY LEGS[/b]! IT IS[b] YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU[/b]---wait, shit...[b]THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? [/b] YOU WILL[b] RUIN YOUR K/D[/b] LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE[b] ADDICTED[/b] TO THE SWEET,[i] SWEET[/i] SOUND OF [b]INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH[/b]! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY [b]SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE [/b]AND IT WILL BE [b]WORTH IT[/b] WHEN YOU [b]KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT[/b] BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM![b] EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED [/b]AS[b] YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED[/b] AND HIS FAMILY[b] FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS[/b] TO [b]TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF[i] TEXAAAAAAS! [/i] [/b] [b]PEREGRINE[i] GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES[/i]!!![/b]
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1 RispondiEasy there, Satan.
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2 RisposteVideo Proof: [url=http://frankly.pitas.com]New Chest Kings Fall[/url]
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2 Risposte[b]NO PLS NO[/b]
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1 RispondiI like the direction you are going but you are missing the vex and hive. Hobgoblins: instead of 3 orbs how bout 3 gjallahorn rounds? Goblins: straight up make a group of taken permanatly invinvible. Minotaurs: permanent and better invisibility and make them all huge Wizards: let them spawn "WE'VE AWOKEN THE HIVE levels of thrall. And give the same abilities that the shadows of oryx have(or whatever the hell they are called) Thrall: constantly teleport directly behind guardians. Acolites: the more eyes the better. I think each acolite should spawn a beautiful wall of those things.
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8/8 m8 gr8 satire
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Is there a way to like follow all of your posts, because I love them all. And yes I do remember the phalanx that could
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2 RisposteAll life is precious
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2 RisposteNo #satire tag??? Omg this guy is serious...
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Modificato da CipherisBlue: 11/4/2015 10:08:28 PM
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Modificato da ClownツOmega: 11/4/2015 8:43:17 PMPlease no, it makes me scared Edit: give phalanxes the ability to send tracking MEGA KNOCKBACK BALLS OF DEATH
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taken thralls teleport right to you and taken goblins can give themselves immunity
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Acolytes eye spawns a captain darkness blast
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I honestly thought you were serious until you said give Knights gjallarhorn
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I approve.
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[quote]just give them gjallihorns[/quote] I died a little lol
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This is the greatest thing I have ever laid eyes on
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[quote][b][i]Centurions:[/i][/b] If there's [b]one thing[/b] I love more than orbs that track me harder than my girlfriend on Facebook, it's a challenge. [b][i]Each orb that hits you[/i][/b] should spawn a Taken Captain. One of the new ones I've described above. Additionally, [b][i]P S. users[/i][/b] will get exclusive Centurions with increased splash damage and lasers. [b][i]Vandals:[/i][/b] I like their bubbs, and I like their snipes. Their bubbles look like [b][i]they should explode;[/i][/b] but they don't. [b]Make their bubbles explode.[/b] #VegetasSacrifice[/quote] LMFAOOO
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2 RisposteI found Datto's brother
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2 RisposteOr taken guardians.
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Yes this needs to happen. While they're at It they should decrease the weapon parts and strange coin rates just to make the game that more enjoyable.#sarcasm
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1 RispondiIt's nice to meet you Satan, but would you please calm down? Lol
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This is amazing
