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Modificato da Lord Huron:
11/13/2015 6:28:48 AM
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You have one wish...
A genie grants you 1 wish. As we all know genies are assholes and will make you not get what you intended with your wish.
I ask to see your wishes flood, but in return, view other peoples wishes and point out loopholes.
Example: I wish I had one million american dollars!
Genie: "here's one million in pennies!" Or they're marked and using them would get me arrested!
Go forth, make your wishes, be jerks to each other!
Edit: broke 250, my best thread in offtopic!
Edit 2: Schruef currently has the most specific wish that most are having a hard time proving him wrong, he has earned a cheeseburger.
Edit 3: 700+! Didn't expect this response guys and gals! Some of you are coming up with cleverly thought out wishes and some with even cleverer loopholes.
Edit 4: DrProfessorDr has their successful wish for omnipotence to defeat the genie who in his defense, is merely enjoying his job.
Edit 5: just about 1500 now. I thank you all. Except you, on the left there, you suck. But everyone else, great wishes, and even better responses with interesting twists on them.
[spoiler] this doubles as training for when one of us actually finds a genie![/spoiler]
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1 RispondiI would wish for the ability to attain the names of the females in advertisements on porn websites. They are always far superior to the videos easily accessible.
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1 RispondiI wish for destiny's original story.
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25 RisposteA mint condition Hummer, nothing bad can happen to me or the hummer and nobody steals it AGAIN, NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN
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6 RisposteI wish I may, I wish I might... Have this wish I wish tonight... I want that star, I want it now... I want it all and I don’t care how.
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7 RisposteI wish for 3 clones of myself, who each get 1 wish each
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2 RisposteThe ability to shape shift unlimited amounts of time whenever I want to use it to become whatever I can think of.
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6 RisposteA suit of armor capable to sustain any damage and molecular manipulation with the suit run by an ai that is a replica of my own mind but smarter with a sword and gun that are bound to my sole with the armour and the ability to open portals to other dimensions 2 types a glass portal that you can see threw where your jumping and a quick portal
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10 RisposteMy own Sahaelanthropus.
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2 RisposteI wish for infinite wishes
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5 RisposteMore friends. If they are annoying or mean to me, they are not friends.
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5 RisposteI wish I had a friend
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6 RisposteModificato da Fi1thy Rat: 11/10/2015 7:43:21 PMI wish that I had the ability to materialize (whenever I wanted) "Enjoy Life" sugar crisp, hand-crafted crunchy cookies! (note: these cookies are gluten-free and I've eaten many of them already)
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2 RisposteI wish that the world was overrun by Covenant Grunts from Halo right now!
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6 RisposteModificato da Fi1thy Rat: 11/10/2015 11:13:19 PMI wish for the ability to materialize 100% perfect pizzas (they cannot be poisoned, frozen, not cooked properly, they cannot taste terrible, be too big or too small, etc.) and I'll use these materialized pizzas to feed homeless people!
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5 RisposteI wish my parents were alive
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7 RisposteFor freckles to a body again...
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11 Risposte>be me >read ONLY the first paragraph >gotit.jpg >"I want to know the question to the answer of life the universe and everything and I want to know it right now."
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1 Rispondi💙💭 Because you opened this. you will get kissed on Friday by the person you love or like. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain. You have 2 minutes this is not a fake...apparently. Forward this to 15 people in the next 15 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow. You're number one crush will either KISS, ask you out, or call you. If you break this chain, the little girl named Kaitlyn who died 2 years ago on a car crash will be in your room TONIGHT! Good luck <<3, and your time starts, right know No Cheatin
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2 RisposteMy one wish: [b][/b]
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9 RisposteModificato da Bucket: 11/5/2015 6:16:29 PMI wish for Omnipotent power (suck it genie) and use that power to kill the genie
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1 Rispondi200 wishes
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4 RisposteI want the ability to save and reset to any save point at will
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3 RisposteI wish to have a chance to have sex with my crush and only that crush (when wishing I'd say her first middle and last name) and after 3 hours max we both go back to our regular lives.
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9 RisposteSolve world hunger
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3 RisposteTo be omnipotent
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