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8/27/2015 2:11:09 PM
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*Deej looks at post
Deej: "Oh no..."
*Deej runs out of his house, gets in his car to get to the office. It breaks down.
So he goes on foot.
He crosses the deserts, climbs mountains, sail the deadly seas. He must get this information to Harold Ryan, the president of Bungie.
Finally, Deej reaches his destination.
He is exhausted.
Deej is drenched in sweat and hardly able to breath. He could fall over dead any minute.
Deej: "Mr. Ryan sir... Edward Martin might be quitting!"
Ryan: "Who?"
Deej: "Edward Martin, sir..."
Ryan: "My god...bring me the button."
*Deej breaks open a glass box on the wall labeled "Use in Case of Emergency."
He pulls out a button from the scattered remains and hands it to Ryan.
Ryan pushes the button
Confetti pops everywhere and a banner drops that reads [u]No One Cares[/u] in bright, bold letters.
A faint "Yea" can be heard in the background.
Ryan: "Money well spent."
*Looks over to Deej*
Ryan: "Now get back to work and remember to tell me every time someone quits. I just love using this button."
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You seem to care quite a bit. Maybe when you remove deej's dick from your ass and stop thanking him for -blam!- you, you can join us in voicing our opinions rather than just let bungievision to continue to dip their balls in your mouth
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This cut and past reply is so old and over used... Kind of like destiny content.
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well you obviously cared quite a bit
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Bungie backpedalled faster than a clown on a unicycle the last time we lit a fire on their asses...if you think they dont care what me and others like me think then what does that say about Bungie and about guys like you that eat the shit out of their asses by the spoonfuls? I think they do care which is why when this game is better because of people not willing to throw money at the screen for bread crumbs you can thank us.
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Is...is that supposed to be like...funny? Kinda comes off a little flamboyantly gay, like the Lenny face I see all the little kids on here copy and paste.
