In my head, in a creepy, snotty, British kid's voice: "Mommy, the mean guardians won't stop shooting me and killing me, Mommy. They use guns I don't have or don't know how to use and they just shoot me over and over and won't let me have a turn at winning. Make them stop, Mommy. Take their perks away. It's my turn to win, Mommy. You said it's always my turn win. Make the mean guardians stop, Mommy" No offense to the Brits - I love you guys and your voices. Blame the kid - he's an asshole