In a display of both my omnipotence and benevolence, I've granted each of you the power to alter this world's timeline and completely remove one song from it. This will surely prove catastrophic for some musicians, but I've always been prone to winging it, so we'll toss the shit at the fan and see how history unfolds. Let me make myself absolutely clear. You get one song and one song only. Listing more than one song will have the added effect of deleting the existence of your genitalia. POOF! No more Captain Woodsworth, so don't do it. Choose wisely. Mine was a no brainer. I'd fight Toby Keith were I given a chance. My hate is unwarranted and bright as the sun. However, since I'm only taking out the one song, I'm gonna get rid of "I wanna talk about me."