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4/8/2020 5:34:05 PM
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Clyde’s Totally Legit and Not Illegal Emporium of Exotic Goods (RP ish)
Come one come all to the reopening of my exotic goods shop that definitely got its goods in a legal manner and did not steal any of it! Give me your requests and I will try and fulfill them![spoiler]By walking into the store you agree to sign your soul to me that I may do with it as I wish[/spoiler][spoiler]This is RP ish because it can apply in that manner but its more for fun[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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4 RisposteModificato da Trust: 4/12/2020 2:02:20 AM[i]Khajiit has wares if you have coin.[/i]
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7 RisposteWhy do I feel like I stepped into a Borderlands game?
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24 RisposteModificato da The Dragon: 4/9/2020 3:02:18 AMYou see this person standing outside your door.
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4 RisposteModificato da ACROCANTHUS: 4/10/2020 1:32:46 AMI remember when I had something a little like this, it was Acro's totally legal vault, but it was more of a tour than a shop. And fair warning, you may have... trouble... containing my soul.
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7 RisposteA paper airplane flies through the door and onto the counter. It reads Do you have any jar of souls?
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7 Risposte[i]A shifty and strange man enters the emporium. His accent is lilting and unaccustomed.[/i] “Hello, can I buy the... exotic goods?”
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I walk in."I want all your hardlights!* I need to burn them in the forges of vlondur to preserve the glory of shaxxes crucible!"
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4 RisposteA portal opens and a rather chunky looking hive Ogre walks through, pushing a large moon rock. He pushes the moon rock up to the Emporium and starts walking in circles for no apparent reason.
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13 RisposteWhat kind of instruments do you have? (Stringed, preferably)
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18 Risposte*stands outside*
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20 RisposteModificato da DarkShadow5300: 4/9/2020 1:06:25 AM*I ignorantly walk into the store* “This seems like an interesting place. I wonder what they sell here.” *Darkness my Old Friend appears* “Hey Darkness. Look at this place! I bet you can find a lot of rare and unique stuff here.” *Darkness puts his shadowy hand across his shadowy face.* [i]”Did you not even read the sign on the front door?”[/i] “What sign?” [i]”The sign that clearly said that you will have to give your soul to the store’s owner if you walk in here!!”[/i] [b]”WHAT?!”[/b] [i]”Oh dear oh dear oh dear... *sigh* C’mon, let’s go talk to the nutcase that runs this place and see if there’s a way for you to get out of this.” [/i]
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5 RisposteCan I still buy if I don’t have a soul? [spoiler]Hecking Spitfires [/spoiler]
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1 Rispondi*Stays firmly outside the premises.* Oh it's back!
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6 RisposteMay I buy your Mother?
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Potions?
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3 RisposteMy elves are unionizing and i need some dirt on the elf organizing the whole thing
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6 RisposteYou got any sundials?[spoiler]baited[/spoiler]
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7 RisposteDo you happen to have any popsicles?
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1 Rispondi[quote]While the High Courts find nothing suspicious about this totally legit and not illegal store, claiming the souls of your people is heavily frowned upon - but, strictly speaking, not entirely illegal. Carry on.[/quote] ^Wyoming
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8 RispostePEANUT BUTTER! GIMME PEANUT BUTTER!!
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5 Risposte“Hey, I ran out of replacement buttons on my ship, do you happen to be selling any of those?”
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5 RisposteGot anything magic?
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10 Risposte“Do you have many different kinds of swords? If so can I see the selection? I’m currently in the market for a new main weapon...”
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5 RisposteY’all got any more of them Unmakers?
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