The PorkchopExpress [PCEs]

"You say potato. We say red potato."

This loosely defined group of professionals stand atop the purple mountain. Using innate powers of Ninja Mind Control, they have harnessed the metaphysical powers contained solely in the inter dimensional spaces of red potatoes. Their mission, to be VIPs, patrolling, striking, raiding, and PVPing into the heart of one and zero code that defines Destiny. Using countless quotes from the film Big Trouble In Little China, they rely on arcane 1980s technology to peer into the inner core of the sphere we call The Traveler. It's all in the reflexes. Nothing or double.