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Modifié par ReclaimedDead :
1/31/2016 7:06:35 PM
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We Got Some Badasses in Here
Tell a TRUE story ABOUT YOU that you think is enough to make you a badass!!
EDITS/RULES
1: You are not allowed to use: Sexual Stories, Insults or get muted, no REUSED stories or OR GTFO
2: You will enter the BADASS MALL with the following passes that are awarded to you by the grade your TRUE Badass story earns: WHITE F+ COMMON PARTICIPATION PASS: For SCRUBS that don't have a TRUE story(or their story was pathetic/boring/uninteresting) and reused something like: Disney channel without parents permission and for those who didn't read Rules/Edits!! GREEN D+ UNCOMMON PASS: For SCRUBS that are slightly above the Common Pass & made up a story that was TOO SHORT & sounded like they weren't trying to make one up but somewhat amused me! BLUE C+ RARE PASS: For Badass SCRUBS that made up a story that amused me but wasn't enough to entertain long enough & for short/boring/common but true stories! PURPLE B+ LEGENDARY PASS: For those who are badasses in either made up fake story telling cause they didn't have one or think of one they could tell but still was funny & amusing!! YELLOW A- EXOTIC PASS: For BADASS people that told a true story that has earned my respect & showed why they felt determined to share that story with me that they felt made them a badass!! GOLDEN A+ EXOTIC BADASS APPROVAL PASS: This is an extremely rare pass for those who went through hell, drama, misery, harsh situations, school drama, loneliness, etc & had the guts to share it with me!!
3: If your story sounds too good to be true, I WILL ASK FOR PICS/PROOF/VID or it didn't happen and its BULLSHIT
4: Quotes from Beatriz Ramirez, "Beatriz is being a COMPLETE jackass & isn't allowed to tell a true story she thinks makes her feel badass.
5: Note: The story you tell must be TRUE as stated in the thread title:Tell a TRUE story ABOUT YOU that you feel is enough to make you a badass!!
6: I play Destiny FTW!! I LOVE ANIME!!!
7: If your interested on playing destiny, add me on PS3/4 my gamertag same as name. Im hyper & loud so if your a type of person that can't stand that, do not add & I guess I ain't your type of friend!.
8: Huge Special Shoutout Too: 9: For Those who earned the YELLOW EXOTIC & GOLDEN EXOTIC Passes!!: Greg The Dreg, Aksor Tha Arcon Priest, 10:For those who earned The Easter Egg Pass that surpasses both Exotic Passes: LordZoltan.
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I like orange! :D
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Shielding Nuclear reactor explosion.
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I am unfortunately not a badass.
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2 commentairesModifié par mrhal : 10/7/2015 4:14:57 AMI'm so badass I use this song as a pickup line [spoiler]gets em every time[/spoiler]
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2 commentaireshttp://goo.gl/3tm7us Yes I'm a badass
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1 commentaireI drink orange juice [spoiler]From concentrate.[/spoiler]
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2 commentairesThis guys a badass
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3 commentairesSo. I was in P.E and it was the football unit, which we do early in the year. My teacher just said I was no longer a stupid freshman before we went outside. Mr. Fio (fee-oh) had us do a pass competition. Get 10 passes caught before the other teams. [b][i][u]My team was jacked. (No sarcasm here. What is sarcasm?([/u][/i][/b] Took 3 tries but my team finally won a round. I, having caught the winning pass, acted like u scored a touchdown. Then I made the mistake [b][i][u]I spiked the football.[/u][/i][/b] Doesn't sound bad, does it? Well [b]my[/b] dumb ass spiked it as hard as I could, (hey. There were hot girls nearby. I was cocky. Don't blame me.) it hit the tip perfectly, and came back up even faster and hit me beneath the jaw. Well, it didn't cause too much pain. What it [b]did[/b] do, is chip 4 teeth, knock a tooth forward and out of place, and make said tooth loose. I went inside, trying to sop up blood with a white shirt. Bad idea. However, I recovered. And to this day, I can proudly say, I was the first celebratory injury that year.
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5 commentairesWATERMELONS ARE PEOPLE TOO
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5 commentairesI'm about to do meth. Do with this information what you will.
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7 commentairesModifié par Dr Skolas : 9/27/2015 4:06:47 AMDear diary today op was fgt
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1 commentaire>Be me >Be nine years old >At sleepover in my friend's home up in the woods >We all go to his bedroom to play Mortal Kombat >Walking down the hall >In the hall is a 20 pound wooden Indian statue >Cherokeerevengeintensifies.jpg >As I walk past, statue falls and lands on my head >Everyone in the house hears the thump >Despite being hit on top of the head, I still manage to grab the statue before it hits the ground and stand it back up >Didn't feel any pain at all, went and rekt them all as Smoke.
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1 commentaireFirst time shooting a bow at a target Bullseye first shot
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2 commentairesI once stepped on a Lego [spoiler]only cried for 1 hour straight [/spoiler]
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3 commentaires>B me >king's call >at warpriest >one more safety pillar on top >team meets at mid to shoot warpriest >a wild oculus appears >GASP.JPG >there, behind the pillar >the mighty me >mvp
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9 commentairesI break the 4th wall every now and then at high school People get scared when I talk to Player
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16 commentairesI got banned twice because of abortion jokes ;)
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8 commentairesAs a young Dreg, I was assisted by my father and mother in combat. They would protect me with their life. Until one day, I was told to stay back, while they went ahead to stop Guardians from attacking. I never saw them again. So, why would I be so friendly with Guardians, after they killed my family? I was raised by a Guardian. She didn't let me leave her sight, she was just like my own family. She was kind and protective. I still don't know how she convinced the Vanguard to let me stay. So, I became and friend to the Guardians, and to the Vanguard. Until one day, the Guardian who raised me, let me go. I watched her fly away on her ship. I knew she had tears streaming down her face under that helmet. I resided with others in the Cosmodrome. I became friends with Randal The Vandal, and Hank The Shank, and more. So there you have it. That is my Dreg story. And there is much more to come...
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3 commentairesWell,where to begin. I'd say I was born a badass. You see,life wasn't ready for me,so it tried to kill me in the womb. I was almost choked by my own ambilical cord during birth,I survived without any brain injury yay me. Skip ahead a couple a years,my mom goes through a divorce with my marine dad. He tries to kidnap me,but she finds him and she gets me back. Inherited badass genes I guess XD. Skip ahead a couple more years,at a friends house,he has a pitbull. We decide to go fishing on a lake. Pitbull doesn't recognize my scent,so as we're walking by it attacks me. I'm about 8ish at the time so this is scary as -blam!-. I punch its face until it lets me go,and run inside. While I have badass genes,I am still scared. We clean it up,my arm is bruised and I have one puncture wound from the teeth. Only 1! Badass skin confirmed. Skip ahead a bit more,I'm about 14ish now,my moms been married to a man for about 3 years. Nice and all,but kinda emotionally abusive. One day he starts making fun of how I had done a slight bit of self harm (rough shit at the time,had to go to a Federal Court to testify on something very emotional) anyways,he gets to the point to where he's trying to keep me from going anywhere because I don't wanna hear his shit. Well,I get angry. Super angry! Ultra angry! I fight back at this prick and he tries to restrain me. The whole full Nelson thing I think it's called. Anyways,I sit there for a moment when he's got me in it,and I manage to get enough leverage to pick the two of us up,and whabam JOHN CENA that -blam!-er into the ground,he lets go and I go outside to vent. She divorced him BTW. Anyways,skip to about the current age I am which is 16,and I really don't have too much more to say. I defended my mom from an ex who kept accusing her of cheating on him and all,but that's about it. While this story is a bit farfetched,I can provide picture evidence of that dog bite wound,a picture of the title of the court stuff probs,and a few other things I guess TL;DR I totes stepped on a lego.
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1 commentaireI ate cereal [spoiler]with no milk[/spoiler]
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1 commentaireJust did a flawless raider on kings fall shout out to my fireteam
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4 commentairesI was doing kings fall raid, at the tomb ships. I was the last one other then my friend who was also on the same ship with me. Everyone else was in orbit or across. On the last ship. My friend made to safety, but I fell onto the wrong ship. They left me behind as they attempted the second part. I jumped to random ships for a good 30 seconds, ducking some jumping to others. I found a route and realized that I was back on track and made it to the other side! My friends were like wait he didn't die. This kid jumped on the wrong ship, and made it out alive.
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1 commentaireNever died in DarkSouls
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3 commentairesI am win all your game[spoiler]#YournamehereForPresident2016[/spoiler]
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1 commentaireFound a chip on the floor. [spoiler]Ate the chip.[/spoiler]
