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7/26/2014 3:03:56 AM
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Weird/Awesome stuff your GF does to please you
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1 commentaireRelevant.
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Be invisible.
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She can turn invisible.
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Let me grab the booty.
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Not exist :D
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Sniff crayons.
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[quote]I F-ing love having fingers run through my hair.[/quote]
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Yeah leaving would be one thing.
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Nude snapchats :D this one time I was writing a paper and snapchatting her. She said "I think you need some motivation" and took her shirt off.
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10 commentaires>>implying I have a girlfriend
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17 commentairesShe takes her penis a runs it down my neck to my belly button. Then shoves all 8 in in to my belly button till it starts to bleed, then she puts penis in my butt side ways so I don't have to deal with any sound when I fart.
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What GF.
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She shuts up
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Modifié par niceboy : 7/27/2014 2:23:56 PMMy girlfriend likes to act like she's going out with this other guy, even though we've been dating forever. This one time she called the cops on me when I entered her apartment because she doesn't know who I am. Silly girl, go ahead call the cops, they can't unrape you
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She stops talking
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*silently cries*
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1 commentaireShe likes to pretend she doesn't exist.
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8 commentairesI don't have one anymore but my ex she would give me random lap dances in the lingerie I like on her. It was hot, always ended up having hot lesbian sex after.
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[url=http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/4e/af/88/4eaf88da873e3e55c531f452d3e65dc8.jpg]She acts like I don't exist.[/url]
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Practices FPS's
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1 commentaireShe gives me a lot of time to myself. Mostly because she hasn't found me yet.
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[quote]>>implying I have a girlfriend[/quote]
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15 commentairesRoleplays eating me.
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3 commentairesModifié par Failure4Life : 7/26/2014 2:52:55 PMThat one thing starting with "s" and ending with "x". [spoiler]Sax! That's what it's called. Playing the sax.[/spoiler]
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its the other way around mate
