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Modifié par asshole :
5/22/2013 2:30:16 AM
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Okay, so there's this guy watching porn near me
So I'm in a community lounge area with wifi-access. Sitting across the room from where I'm seated is a young African-American male using a computer.
As I'm surfing B.net, I notice some moaning sounds emanating from across the room. I quickly dismissed the noises, but they began more difficult to ignore after the moans began to sound more urgent and feminine.
Very rapidly, I glanced across the room at the man, and abruptly the noises stopped. Then, 5 mins later, they resumed........this little game continued for about half and hour, as things got exponentially more awkward by the second...
When I heard the ball-slapping, I knew I had enough. I packed up my things and left as quickly as possible.
I'm not even making this up. This seriously happened about 10 mins ago.
Words cannot describe
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Oh the parody threads that ensued. [i]Flood, some guy is watching me masturbate[/i]
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. . . And you're thankful he didn't catch you on Bungie.net? Yeah that's understandable.
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1 commentaire[quote]When I heard the ball-slapping[/quote] I read that all with a poker face up until that point. lol.
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2 commentairesModifié par Caldo : 5/22/2013 4:20:21 PMYou should have judged him on his porn taste. "Hmm, lesbian huh? I'm more of an orgy guy, myself."
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Modifié par Deleted User : 8/14/2014 10:58:43 AMIt's he challenged you to a game where loudest porn sound effects wins. You both have to make strong eye contact with each other, whilst keeping a straight face, the entire time. There seems to be a trend of threads being necrobumped, lately.
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Kill him.
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LOL. That's awesome. It would've been really hilarious if you just closed your laptop, looked up, and stared at him for a while.
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Something like this happened to me today(With roles reversed), you see I was in the free wifi and I see some loser surfing the web on a forum. I bring up some porn since I have been really really horny lately, right? He looks at me so I pause it, this goes on for about 30 minutes and he finally leaves. I think he was gay...
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Lol, don't even know what to say about that.
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1 commentaire"Hey, whatcha watchin?"
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I would have made a paper air plane and throw it to him, the paper plan saying WTF? Take a left turn in the hall way then make a right ( directions to the bath room)
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You should have started a conversation on what types of porns you like. You might have found something new.
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1 commentaireShould have played this on full volume.
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1 commentaireWhy did you leave? So some weirdo was watching porn in public, just ignore it and carry on doing whatever you were doing.
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Modifié par pls dont ban me : 6/5/2013 5:04:55 PMThe black race is lusting over our wives and daughters again. UNFORGIVABLE!
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1 commentaireWhy would you leave? Just ask him to keep the noise down.
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u should've confronted him and recorded it and posted it here when u expose him
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lol sounds like y college. There has been a couple times where I'm in the library looking for a computer and I'll pass buy a guy just looking at porn with no shame at all.
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Oh lawd
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Lol'd @ ball slapping
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8 commentairesAwkward for you maybe..
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holy shit what if he was doing some youtube prank or something you sould be on youtube bro...
