I washed my hands today. I did a great job, a fantastic job, a terrific job combating the invisible enemy on my hands. I call it the invisible enemy. Many others call them germs, but I call them the unseen enemy. This enemy was nobody's fault, although some people could say they were someone's fault, but they just appeared. I used a vigorous scrubbing motion. Nobody has ever scrubbed like me before. In history there were only maybe 2 or 3 people that have scrubbed their hands like me. The soap was very intense, it's a strong, very strong and powerful soap. The most powerful soap anyone has ever used, coming from the best people in the world. Nobody ever used soap this powerful before. Tremendous soap. When I finished my hands were clean, super clean. A level of clean that, quite frankly, nobody has ever seen before.

Bump cause this one actually took effort