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Modifié par Owlish Athena :
7/5/2016 9:50:12 PM
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The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide
Let's be honest, most of us have done at least one of these at some point. This list is purely for entertainment and fun.
1) The Lone Wolf Pup- someone who thinks they can do everything on their own but gets first blood for the other team
2) The Politician- the one that insists on using you as a human meat shield
3) The Lost Puppy- that teammate that is scared and follows you around but misses every shot they make
4) The Statue- the teammate that is frozen the entire match (AFK)
5) The Spotlight - the teammate that wears a bright shader and wonders why they can't find good cover
6) The Forever Confused- the one that can't tell who is on their team
7) The Ghost - that guy that you forget was even on your team
8) The Benedict Arnold- the traitor that pushes you into enemy fire
9) The Death Wish - the one that runs out and yells at the other team to shoot him
10) The Lagger - this is the one that has such a bad connection that he can somehow faze through walls
11) The Brick Wall- this is the teammate that walks in front of you when you are killing someone so that instead of getting a kill, you shoot your teammate in the back of the head
If you have any others, be sure to add them in!
Be sure to share any videos if you have them!
ヽ(´▽｀)/
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Modifié par kindaSketch : 7/6/2016 10:39:29 PMThe janiter. Guy who finishes in 1st place bc he comes in after you almost win 3v1 engagements and cleans up the easy kills. The shyster. The guys who wants to sell you a video game and the after you buy it starts changing the way the game plays.
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The guy who is used to COD/ Overwatch, and leaves his mic on in the team chat. They don't even contribute to the game with the mic on.
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The Goat: the person who goes out of their way to shoulder charge everyone, and subsequently gets a face full of buckshot in the process.
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I am totally the death wish guy lol. I always tell myself....maybe this time will be different... maybe...
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2 commentairesBrick walls piss me off the most.
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2 commentairesThe Perfectionist: The one quits the game after losing his 10+ Kill Streak. The Trashbag: The one that teabags you after they contribute nothing to the kill. The Quick-Switcher: The one switches weapons your using after you kill them with. The Shadow: The one that follows you around mimicing your playstyle.
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"The forever confused" THATS SO ME! A team mate will turn the corner and I will start shooting them lmao *sips fine wine*
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The Saboteur - All of the Above "It was all part of the plan"
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I try to be patient when I see a teammate make mistakes or end up at the bottom of the list (2K 13D or something). Time was, I used to be that guy. Still am on occasion, usually right after I get a game that has a score like (15K 4D or something). The SBMM gets it into its head that I'm actually good at this game, and throws me in with people who actually are. And yes, it happens to others I'm sure. Someone has a good game, then they get overmatched, then they get scrambled like eggs and wind up annoying you. Just be glad there's SBMM, or you'd wind up spending a lot more time with us.
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The Hoarder- The person who caps heavy ammo for themselves and doesn't see the green dots on his radar showing his teammates are RIGHT FRICKIN THERE!
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Baha I'm most definitely #6. Biggest reason why I don't do pvp
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1 commentaireModifié par Captain_Yankz : 7/6/2016 9:19:18 AM#8 has happened to me so many times during Iron Banner, it's so annoying. I don't mind sticking with teammates, but don't push me into enemy fire when I'm trying to escape a 4v1 assault!
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I might be number 8
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8 and 11 are my teammates 109% of the time. Strafing to cover? Nope, ally just came next to you. About to throw a nova bomb? Teammate jumps in front of you.
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[quote]8) The Benedict Arnold- the traitor that pushes you into enemy fire[/quote] I lost it after I read this! One of my peevs in PVP is when I'm sniping and someone pushes me outside of cover.
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The ammo hogger - the player who picks up special/heavy ammo when no one's around.
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1 commentaireThe "God player" - the guy in elimination that runs by a revive trying to take the team on 1 v 3. Said player then gets teamshot while he is trying to look why his teammates are not helping.
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2 commentairesModifié par Vrchue : 7/6/2016 5:39:31 AMAnnoying players identification guide The scrub ~ guy who always reports everyone for just killing him once. The tryhard ~ the guy that sweats his balls off and doesn't play for fun. The thorn user ~ the one who can't put down the thorn. The D - DOSers ~ the guys that error code you out of the game. The lag switcher ~ the guys that switch lag so they can be invincible. The quitter ~ the guys who leave games because their team is losing. The camper ~ the guy that sits in the back hard scoping, or sitting in a corner with a shotgun. The k/d protector ~ guys who worry about their k/d way too much. The t-bagger ~ guy who t-bags everyone!
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13 commentairesForever rocking glohoo in trials and all PvP really. My other "Bad Teammate Identifiers" The No Scope Blocker - somehow knows exactly when you've lined up your sniper shot and steps right in front of it. And it's your last round and you just picked up sniper ammo and picked off two enemies and we're going for the triple down The Meta Numbskull - the one that runs around with Mida or TLW or Grasp of Malok. But misses every shot and consistently has less than 10 kills The Rift Rabelrouser - the player that picks up the spark and then runs the complete opposite direction and refuses to go toward the enemy rift at all The skill Thief - follows you around waiting for your target to get to one shot and then steals the kill. Only to melt back into the shadows and wait for you to do it again. The OddBall - player running Questing Beast or Dealbreaker or some other lesser revered weapon and does amazing with it
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2 commentairesI got a little maneuver that works pretty well for me. As I run towards the battlefield, I run right behind a sniper on my team (human shield). But since I have no depth perception, I will bump right into him while he's scoping an enemy. This causes a body shot instead of a head shot. The enemy kills my fellow sniper. Then I finish of the wounded enemy. Thanks snipers😘
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1 commentaireWhat about the Manga cake in elimination that gets killed with 10 sec remaining while you're leading.
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1 commentaireThe considerate target- Heavy spawns and you're first to the chest. You know you hate the teammates that grab heavy when you're just out of range, so you wait for at least a few teammates to get to the heavy. Around the corner an enemy lurks and supers or rockets you.
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Oblivious: Playing 4v4 IB control, other team is in the lead because a teammate quit the match early. Suddenly 3 of the opposing teams players quit with only a minute left. We chase the remaining team member around getting just enough kills to take the lead back with 10 seconds left. All of a sudden the scrub on our team with the negative k/d continues to chase the single enemy instead of falling back and gets himself killed and we lose.
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number 8 for sure.. happens more when you play with randoms than a team.. seriously if i've staked a spot out for the fire fight why do some people need to try to push in, stand right in front and move you out of the way lol.. probably the same guy who forgets there is 5 others on the team and takes heavy as soon as it spawns.
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Number 8 is so relatable... Hate getting pushed around by people with high agility.
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My hunter has always been number 5.
