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Modifié par Owlish Athena :
7/5/2016 9:50:12 PM
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The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide
Let's be honest, most of us have done at least one of these at some point. This list is purely for entertainment and fun.
1) The Lone Wolf Pup- someone who thinks they can do everything on their own but gets first blood for the other team
2) The Politician- the one that insists on using you as a human meat shield
3) The Lost Puppy- that teammate that is scared and follows you around but misses every shot they make
4) The Statue- the teammate that is frozen the entire match (AFK)
5) The Spotlight - the teammate that wears a bright shader and wonders why they can't find good cover
6) The Forever Confused- the one that can't tell who is on their team
7) The Ghost - that guy that you forget was even on your team
8) The Benedict Arnold- the traitor that pushes you into enemy fire
9) The Death Wish - the one that runs out and yells at the other team to shoot him
10) The Lagger - this is the one that has such a bad connection that he can somehow faze through walls
11) The Brick Wall- this is the teammate that walks in front of you when you are killing someone so that instead of getting a kill, you shoot your teammate in the back of the head
If you have any others, be sure to add them in!
Be sure to share any videos if you have them!
ヽ(´▽｀)/
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You missed 'The Dirigible' - The bubble-enthusiast Defender Titan that insists on bubbling (usually right in front of where I've just been and want to continue to shoot) where no bubble is required, or appropriate, closing off an engagement, for the sake of a 'contribution' to team-work.
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When Destiny was still in Beta and also at launch No6 was me all over (a lot of the time especially when dropped into a 'game in progress'), that's why I hated Crucible.
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5 commentairesThe casual: that endangered guardian not using pdx, grasp, hawksaw, or whatever the current meta happens to be.
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I hate the brick wall and hate when the enemy brick walls , when you just need one more shot but an enemy runs past and you shoot the other dude resulting in your death
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Bad PVP team mate? Looking at one right here.
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5 commentairesThis was a long time ago right, so it was a 3v3 and there was a blinking warlock on our team, i was trying to snipe and he was purposely pushing and palm striking me, so i got revenge, it was the map with 2 big sniper lanes with heavy spawns next to each(can't remember the name sorry), one side had the waterfall and the other had the hole of death next to heavy spawn, anyway, me and the warlock were at the sniper lane entrance, he had a shotgun, he took a snipe to the body and ran to a corner to camp, this was my chance for vengeance, i pushed him into the sniper lane and got my revenge. He deserved it.[spoiler]watching him flail around blinking out of fear was priceless[/spoiler]
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4 commentairesModifié par Pocket Fox : 7/6/2016 7:51:08 AMThe "WTF just happened?!" guy: The guy who has no idea what the hell is going on and somehow dies from something somewhere by somebody somehow or whatever the hell idk. That pretty much sums up my crucible experience.
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Blue Falcon: AKA "Buddy F#%Ker" the one a$$ on the team who hogs all the heavy ammo.
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The few PvP games I've done I'm the lost puppy
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The genius... The one who you see before heavy even spawns(aka the halfway mark) that has their super charged...and pulls it at once the final blow is registered
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Patient Idiot. Sits in the same corner with a sniper, and goes back every time.
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3 commentairesModifié par Unforgiven : 7/6/2016 9:02:00 PMDo you think that wearing all black in Crucible is a requirement?
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#5 right here. Sometimes I wear the Challenge of Elders chestpiece with white chroma (hence my username).
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12) the Ignorant One - the teammate that won't revive you in a 3v3 playlist despite there being no opponents around
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5 commentairesCome watch me play sweats against some friends, gather your team and comment your psn if you want to challenge me, don't forget to follow , thanks :) Watch xcrazzystevo with me on Twitch! http://www.twitch.tv/xcrazzystevo?sr=a
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The specialist: the teammate who refuses to use anything but a special or heavy weapon. The douche: the guy that takes heavy without anybody else getting it.
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I'm the Spotlight; lol, I love being a highlighter for the most part
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The thief: the person that has zero assists and runs around stealing kills from teammates.
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I attacked a team mate this morning! 'the one that can't tell who is on their team' haha! I had my mic on so I apoligised. "oh, sorry dude, you were tanking that damage tho!"
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Shotgun Warrior: usually a Titan that has juggernaut and will try to close a gap from a mile away. Even though you shoot at him he will keep flying straight at you never pulling out his primary or trying to disengage from the fight.
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The Specialist: person who never has a primary weapon out
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4 commentairesIdiot:the one who tries to take zone B by himself on shores of time
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The last nail on your coffin : the one guy that always gives your opponent the last kill so you lose at the end .
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Modifié par OSean : 7/6/2016 11:45:11 PMThe Blue Berries: A pack of guardians that clutter in a choke point.
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Modifié par SiIver K : 7/6/2016 10:27:30 PM12) The mentally impaired guardian ---the dummies who believe capturing zones is how u win control matches. They'll take 5 deaths to capture one zone without shooting back. They can't do math well enough to notice their 75pts don't matter when they die and give opponents over 100pts (not including assists and medals) To top it all off, these are the brain dead teammates who will flip spawns and capture zones opponents purposely dont defend. They can't ever put 2 and 2 together after many matches...many others still play to this day since launch without ever being capable of learning what normal ppl can notice in a few matches or days....
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Modifié par kindaSketch : 7/6/2016 10:39:29 PMThe janiter. Guy who finishes in 1st place bc he comes in after you almost win 3v1 engagements and cleans up the easy kills. The shyster. The guys who wants to sell you a video game and the after you buy it starts changing the way the game plays.
