Hello. If you are new, this forum post is for you.
This is going to be a quick and easy guide to surviving the Forums. So first, here are the Rules of the forum.
1. Don't post anything not pertaining to destiny here.
2. Don't click a link without reading the comments.
3. Point and Laugh at everyone using bad Grammar.
4. At one point you must complain about PvP balance.
5. Respect the celebrities. (Read below)
6. AMA is for attention seeking kids.
7. Any post that is too good to be true is most likely bait.
8. Awesomeelf101 is not to be spoken too.
9. This is not for glitches and issues. Go to the #Help forum for that.
10. If you use #satire, then you will be ridiculed.
11. Always praise the sun.
12. Jet fuel can and will melt steel.
[b][u]Section 1: Bait[/u][/b]
Now, if you happen to be wandering the forums alone at night, you may find "Bait".
Bait is basically any post that is fake and built to get you to click it. Bait usually leads to Rick Astley or frankly.pitas.com.
[b][u]Section 2: Whining[/u][/b]
Most non-forum frequenters are here to complain. This forum is one of the most toxic in gaming history. You will hear complaining about everything from shotguns to Sunbreakers. You will see posts about people quitting destiny. You will see posts about destiny being "dead".
The best way to survive the forums is to pay no attention to these posts, and to keep scrolling by.
[b][u]Section 3: Celebrities[/u][/b]
Here in our forum, we have several posters who have become legend. Here is a list:
SmoggyPluto
Jeff the Cabal
Carbonite Flux
Butthurt
AnonPig
TheGreatNike
[b][u]Section 4: How to have fun![/u][/b]
Not all of the forum is toxic. There are fun posts about making exotics, new classes, and funny videos. Let your creativity shine. Become legend. And most importantly, show respect to your fellow guardians.
Enjoy the destiny forum. I know I have.
Signed,
[i]Stop[/i]
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#Destiny
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Petition for the words 'DON'T PANIC' to be put in large friendly letters at the top of this post.
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1 commentaireSection #2 "most non-frequenters are HEAR to complain" it's HERE not hear. Scrubb
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4 commentairesYou forgot your towel, your not a hitchhiker
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DON'T PANIC!
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Can I be a celebrity for the constant door spam
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4 commentairesModifié par Saviks : 11/21/2015 12:22:29 AM
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You also forgot to mention the tools that type gr8 m8 let's deb8. That shit is really annoying. Plus you havnt even scratched the surface of the trolls. I like your post but it lacks discipline.
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3 commentairesNot sure if intentional but... [quote]3. Point and Laugh at everyone using bad Grammer.[/quote] [quote]Grammer[/quote]
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1 commentaire*points and laughs at OP for spelling Grammar wrong*
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2 commentairesStep 5: you are automatically a desticle. The only way to clean this filth of desticle-Ness is to sacrifice your gjallarhorn in the name of Lenny, and praise the sun. You're welcome
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3 commentairesThe title says Hitchhiker's Guide and there is no mention of a towel. I call fail.
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3 commentairesI'm a celebrity, that's why when I come to the tower everyone rushes to see me
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DON'T PANIC
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Add PONETHEPOON to the celebrity section, please.
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3 commentaires[quote] [b][u]Section 3: Celebrities[/u][/b] Here in our forum, we have several posters who have become legend. Here is a list: SmoggyPluto Jeff the Cabal Carbonite Flux Butthurt AnonPig TheGreatNike [/quote] This is why I hate the forums, people who thinly there are "celebrities" for typing shit on a keyboard. It's so annoying, you guys won't shut up about it
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3 commentairesWhy was PONETHEPOON not mentioned as a celebrity
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SmoggyPluto changed to just Smoggy btw Other than that this is a good post
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Noice. *slurp*
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The reason for forums becoming toxic is because ninjas (moderators) do a shitty job. Can't even lock topics, close spam and clean the forums up. No wonder they are called ninjas, always hidden doing nothing. Do your job.
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You forgot to warn them about shit posts!!!
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4 commentairesMost importantly: When you see a Sunbreaker, [i][b]Don't Panic[/b][/i]
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"Celebrities" I laughed out loud. What has these forums come to?
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1 commentaireWell done with the warm welcome! :-)
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1 commentaireAlways be prepared to administer anti sodium poisoning medication.