>2079 >The Empire of Trumptopia knows no boundaries >The Ever-Living Trump controls 95% of Earth's land surface and patrols every sea >There is still one continent left to conquer >Australia >A land of hideous creatures and barbaric practices >A land that must be cleansed by the light of Trump the Conquerer >Our Lord sends 3 battalions of the Trumpstapo to dispose of the threat and fire the population >All 3 units are killed before they make landfall >Trump the Mighty goes to their last known location to assess what happened >His solid-gold yacht is immediately swarmed by sharks >Our Lord's yacht has gold-plated AA Flak cannons >They cut up all the sharks in a matter of seconds >Trump and his personal guard, the Trumpen-SS, make their way to Australia >Along the way they are attacked by more sharks, eels, and local fishermen >All are annihilated by the yacht's superior weaponry >Trump the Unstumpable makes landfall off the coast of Western Australia >He calls in a Holocopter to take him the rest of the way through the Outback to the major cities >While making their way to Sydney, Our Lord and the Trumpen-SS are jumped (literally) by Komodo Dragons, water buffalo, and Australian badasses >They shoot them down with golden AK's and continue their approach >Trump the Unassailable reaches Sydney >He calls in a Trumpwaffe bomber strike to unleash an initial wave of propaganda >Immediately 80% of the population falls to their knees in awe before the Trumpinator >Their leader continues to foolishly strike back >Trump grabs his signature gold-plated revolver and walks toward the capital building >"I'll deal with this myself" >The Australian leader locks himself inside the capital building >The citizens step aside and bow before the Unstumpable Trump as he passes them >He orders a team of Mexican peasants to break down the door for him >The door is taken down in seconds >Trump immediately deports all the peasants >He walks into the capital building and finds his target huddled under his desk >He pulls out his revolver >"Thought you could stump me, didya?" >"My Lord, I beg for forgiveness! I'll do anything! I'll help you build your Wall!" >Trump the Conquerer pulls back the hammer >"You're fired, mate"

Well I see it this way. The man knows how to make money. We are in debt. Name someone else running who is qualified in that aspect? And Bernie has said some things I cannot fathom make sense in any reality. Hilary on the other hand, that traitor along with her boss should be convicted of war crimes, aiding and abiding terrorists, and treason.

Trump > Hilary

I urge all Republicans to do the right thing and get him the nomination. Convince your friends and family, spread the word in your community. America needs Donald Trump to be the Republican candidate.

Carson is smarter than Trump.

The fact nobody has an issue with his utter lack of an actual plan just shows how -blam!-ed in the head the avg American has become from major media.

I'm a fan of Trump's policies (and his background), but at the same time I really wish he'd pre-write his statements instead of just screwing them up like with his comments about McCain. It took a minute to figure out what Trump really meant when he went after him.

I hope the people saying they'll vote for him are joshing us.

Schwarzenegger was first, Trump Could be next. Maybe you will soon vote for a Comic hero. There is a lot of serious work to be done in your Country. Vote wisely, guardians.

First Regan, then Arnold, now trump, later kanye

Voting for Trump? You make it sound like he's running for President or something.

I'm feeling the bern right now.

Whatever, if it gets bad enough ill move to sweden.

God no. like 80% of us dislike him or even hate him. He really only appeals to far right wing republicans

I honestly think he's the only person that can beat hitlary