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Modifié par FoMan123 :
9/13/2015 3:32:22 AM
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Got a joke? Tell it here!
A beta player and someone with max grimoire go to a bar how do you know?
[spoiler]They both announce it as they walk in. [/spoiler]
Tell some jokes below to pass the time, try to keep the super disgusting ones out please. I'd hate for people to get banned or reported a ton.
[i]The ninja's are everywhere[/i]
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3 commentairesBud, why are you looking on this forum for one, the joke's obviously in your pants.
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Locked grimoire
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1 commentaireGuardian! Eyes up Guardian! it worked you're alive. I'm a brain, actually I'm your brain, and you? You've been dumb a long time, so you're going to see a lot of things you won't understand. *hears sound in background* this is smart people territory you aren't safe here, I have to get you back to the city. hold still... [spoiler]Creds to guy who made this[/spoiler]
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My love life
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1 commentaireThat's like the joke about vegans How can you tell a vegan [spoiler]don't worry, they'll tell you[/spoiler] Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom [spoiler]because the P is silent[/spoiler] What did the tractor say to the farmer [spoiler]nothing, tractors don't talk[/spoiler] What the did the guy say when he walked into the bar [spoiler]ouch[/spoiler] Why do you call a guy with a pencil in his eye [spoiler]an ambulance[/spoiler]
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Why did the guardian steal all his kills? cause you didn't Whorelock it.
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So a Mexican, a black guy, and a white guy find a genie and each get a wish. The Mexican wishes for him and all his people to return to Mexico and live happily ever after. The black guy wishes for him and all his people to return to Africa and live happily ever after The white guy looks around and says I guess I'll have a coke
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So a Mexican, a black guy, and a white guy find a genie and each get a wish. The Mexican wishes for him and all his people to return to Mexico and live happily ever after. The black guy wishes for him and all his people to return to Africa and live happily ever after The white guy looks around and says I guess I'll have a coke
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3 commentairesModifié par Packis : 9/12/2015 10:20:21 PMI raided your mothers Vault of Ass last night. I took control of her plates, she raised my spire. Minutes after her vault opened and I let in my light.
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1 commentaireModifié par MJX : 9/13/2015 3:50:52 AMYour stats. ;)
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Three people walk into a bar one after the other. [spoiler]you would have thought the other two would have seen the first guy before they got hit.[/spoiler]
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5 commentairesModifié par D Train : 9/13/2015 3:21:56 AMHere's a explicit dirty joke so youngster's don't read. [spoiler]Three white horse's fell in the mud.[/spoiler]
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You're a joke.
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[b]my life[/b]
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Yo mama so poor she can't even afford to do the public event
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1 commentaireThree frogs got arrested and taken to court The judge asked all three whats your name and what were you doing The first frogs name is frog he said i was blowing bubbles so he left The seconds name was frog frog he was also blowing bubbles so he left The third frogs name was .... Bubbles
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1. iron and oxygen go golfing, iron hits a ball in the water and says, ahh I'm a bit rusty. 2. What to you call a cow with no legs- ground beef
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1 commentaireWhat did the blondes left leg say to her right leg?[spoiler]between the two of us we can make alot of money[/spoiler]
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5 commentairesWhat's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? [spoiler]the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it..[/spoiler] By the way I'm a brunette. .lol..
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here's a joke... [spoiler]women's rights[/spoiler] and another one.... [spoiler]the wnba[/spoiler] j/k
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1 commentaireModifié par Der_Peevmeister : 9/13/2015 2:36:26 AMThree vampires walk into a bar. As the all sit down, the bar tender asks the first, "What'll ya have?" The first vampire hand him a thermos full of blood and says, "I just want some soup." As the bartender finishes heating the blood he turns to the second vampire and says, "You?" The second vampire hands him a flask of blood and says, "Put it on the rocks with a twist - she was Puerto Rican after all..." Chuckling, the bartender turns to the last vampire who asks just for a glass of hot water. Confused, the bartender pours the water and hands it to the last vampire. "So what's that for then, eh?" the bartender asks, curiously. The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "Tea."
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2 commentairesHow will Donald trump get rid of all the illegal immigrants.. [spoiler]juan by Juan.. [/spoiler]
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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? [spoiler]Cancer[/spoiler] What did Timmy get for his birthday? [spoiler]He didn't live that long [/spoiler] What did Paul walker keep in his glove compartment? [spoiler]His head and shoulders[/spoiler] Why did Paul walker cross the road? [spoiler]cause he wasn't wearing his seat belt[/spoiler]
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a really old one from when i was in elementary school 3 guys named shut up, your friend, and shit got in a car accident. when the cops arrived, they asked, whats your name? "shut up!" wheres your friend? "over by the road picking up shit."
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2 commentairesPedophiles are -blam!-ing immature assholes
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I heard scientists are developing a camera with such a fast shutter speed [spoiler]it can take a picture of a women with her mouth closed[/spoiler]
