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8/29/2015 1:50:28 AM
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I'd Rather _______ Than Play PVP
I'd rather get fisted by Edward Scissorhands than play PVP.
English
#Destiny
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Watch Rahool do stand up comedy.
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Get stabbed in the eyes with 12 flaming dry ice dildos....
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Ride a camel naked in the desert while learning how to read and write in Latin in the middle of summer while having a dog lick peanut butter of my butt and Caitlyn Jenner singing to me "hit me baby one more time"
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Eat any food other then chipotle.
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Stab myself in the eye with a sharp pencil again and again and again Spend eternity eating shards of broken glass Swim in a pool full of razor blades Kidding, I don't enjoy it, but it isn't THAT bad. If I wasn't terrible at it, I would probably like it.
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The crucible is not for the weak
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1 commentairePlay crucible than pvp....
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10 commentairesModifié par Mr Bossypants : 8/30/2015 9:48:06 PMI'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a road killed skunk and down it with beer.
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Have projectile vomiting...
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Be omish and live eating corn and wheat for a year than to play that bs
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Wipe myself with sandpaper.
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-blam!- my girlfriend
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19 commentairesModifié par Skeletor : 8/29/2015 4:25:57 AMFuriously masterbate to furry porn
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Get f[i]u[/i]cked in the ass by a cat, with its thorny dick.
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2 commentairesJerk off with a handful of razorbaldes.
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1 commentaireLaunch explosive diarrhoea into the air and let it rain down on my face
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Play Pve [spoiler]It's the truth[/spoiler]
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4 commentairesWalk on legos.
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Drag my man eggs in glass
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Stub my toe against the table leg. Once an hour for an entire day.
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3 commentairesPlay thumb wars with myself!
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Circumcise myself using a squirrel.
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Rub my balls on a cheese grater while listening to Adam Sandler.
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Circumcise myself with a pair of rusty, dull saftey scissors.
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4 commentairesFap to the sound of omnigul screams being repeated and made to sound like a sex moan. Holy -blam!-ing shit I'm weird xD
