I'd rather get fisted by Edward Scissorhands than play PVP.
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#Destiny
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Shit in my hands and clap
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go to a crips house party wearing red
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8 commentairesBe five inches deep in your mom
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Play MGS
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1 commentaireWell I'm here cruising through the toxic forums rather than playing Iron Banner. I think the forums might be slightly acidic as well because I'm pretty sure the hull of my boat is starting to sizzle.
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go outside.....
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I hate pvp. Everything gets nerfed because of it.
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6 commentairesHow do you people play this game for Pve lmao , Pve is terrible.
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1 commentaireI'd rather surcumsise myself with a broken glass bottle
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...fap using molybdeum [sic] lubrication...
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Shit out a fully grown wooly mammoth, then eat it again and start a never ending cycle of pain.
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Fvck myself in the ass with a broken spork
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1 commentaireEat your fun dip
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1 commentaireEat a sweaty girls ass
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Sounding with Crota's sword
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Smash my head into a wall.
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8 commentairesPut a toothpick under my toenail and kick every wall in my house. Attempt to pleasure myself with jalapeño liquid on my hands. Dry hump a cactus naked. Be a girl on call of duty.
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Work.....
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Get tp'd by Edward Scissorhands, Wolverine, & Bill Cosby wearing Freddy Krueger's glove
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Click launch Control or Rumble -.-
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Play Trails of Osiris
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TOOTHPICK IN TOENAIL KICK WALL
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3 commentairesRub the edge of a piece of paper on my tip
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I hate it but it had to be done. I'm glad that I finally got silimars wrath the 10 killstreak bounty took me forever because there is always that one dude who supers you at 8 or 9 kills. and when you finally get the chance to go unbroken your retarded teammates steal your kills and leave you with 14-0...
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Watch Rahool do stand up comedy.