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Edited by Asriel Memurr:
2/2/2015 4:10:46 AM
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You can't kill me cause you didn't drank dewritoz. *quickscopes and teabags corpse* *checks for decoy* *no-scopes real ninja* *360 stab-scopes Godzilla in the 'ed behind me* *blows up dojo in flames and explosions and mtn dew* [spoiler]Casuals.[/spoiler]
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Deadpool: YOU FORGOT ME? THE PENALTY IS DEATH BY RECTUM SWORD!!! *shoves sword up rectum*
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*reveals balls of iron steel that are very sharp* *humps deadpool with sharp iron dildo* *deadpool gets molested to death* rekt[spoiler]no homo ;-;[/spoiler]
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Deadpool: ;-; *cries* *stops* Just so you know, there's a grenade in there. *EVERYONE ON THE MAP DIES* *DEADPOOL REVIVES* GET REKT SKRUB YOU JUST GOT SHREKED
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*pokes head up from behind rock* Good one
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*360 quickscopes u* good 1ne m8 i r8 8/8 m8
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*respawns* *Uses codes on the back of dewritos and kills you with gun skins* Get rekt!
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But if TTK in game is long... [spoiler]Am I kill? *regens health with just a slither left* *plays illuminati theme*[/spoiler]
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*throws 720 cross-Map knife* He's dead for sure this time
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Edited by Asriel Memurr: 2/2/2015 4:39:03 AM*throws knife with precision and block knife* *420 blazes you to kill* *Uses Exclusive MLG 420 Lenny weed snipar given to me from Activision and 360 no-scopes your entire team* Git gud m8 U g0t SHREKT skrub [spoiler]ayy lmao[/spoiler]
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Deadpool: *Throws Pineapple Grenade* Bye bye :D
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*uses riot shield given to me from Activision that gives me immunity to grenades to survive* *throws mlg knife throw that bounces of the ground and kills u* rekt m8
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Deadpool: *Revives* Do you know who the fưck I am? *teleports behide you and shoves hammer up rectum* *insta-kill* *gets kill cam* Get rekt fagit I has two munch sawg, get gud kib
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*throws knife behind me without looking and haedshawts u inb4 u try 2 kil rektum* lel keed git gud
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Deadpool: lol, knives dont hurt me! * Shoves hammer deeper into rectum [spoiler]No homo[/spoiler]
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*realizes im immune to getting hurt* *doesn't mind* o bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]no homo[/spoiler]
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Deadpool: So we both cant die? Wait a sec... * pushes you off map * Lol get rekt
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*Changes game to density* *Uses warlock self-res* *pushes you off map and throws grenades at ur ghost* warlock master race skrub
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Deadpool: lol I never switched * teloports behide you and shotguns you in the back*
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[quote]Deadpool: lol I never switched * teloports behide you and uses a cowards weapon you in the back*[/quote] fixed btw *noscopes UR faec* git gud fgt
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Deadpool: HEALING FACTOR, GIT GUD SCRUB * FIRES RPP (ROKECT PROPELLED PINEAPPLE)
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Edited by DesticleStomper6: 2/2/2015 5:34:45 AMBoth your fgts r gun git shrekt 2nite *1080 noscopse collateral damages you both on 10 sensitivity* *turns on noscope aimbot cheatsorz that actyvishun and bangee give to meh (sponsored by mtndewritos)* *fgts respawn* *noscope* *nosccope* *noscope* *noscope* *noscope* *noscope* *noscope* *noscope* *1337 killstreak perk activated* *tactical shrek press down on dpad to use* *⬇* *its all ogre now, for this is his swamp...* *shrek spawns on map* *SO CHICKITY CHECK YOSELF BEEFO U SHREK YOSELF* *players have been shreked* *players have lost the game* *players have been booted from game because they were shrekt too hard* *connection to game lost* *were sorry but ur console has been banned* *omg DOOOD.....get SHREKT!!!1!1!11* OMG MUM GET THUH CAHMRAH!!!111!1!1!1!1!!!* SPONSERRD BY MTN DEW AND DEWRITOS LRN2GITGUD ACRUBS DRNK DEWRITOS OR ELSE UR CASUL, FGTS
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dayum sun weherd U find dis m8 i r8 8/8 that deadpool fgt probs in optik we r in FaZe m8
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I didn't find this m8, I did it.
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m8 that's gr8
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*fired opdr, over powered dildo rocket into UR rektum* Molesting + Technology = rekt
