Lets see.. uh... touching Spunk risked pregnancy, was deathly afraid of that for some illogical reason..
All shows lived in their own universes. Especially cartoons. Voice actors confused me.
Running like Naruto made you faster. Feel free to cringe.
Thought wrestling was real.
You could safely trap a snail or bee in an Easter egg and it'd still be alive 2 weeks later. Thanks Pokemon, at least 3 dead snails are in your head.
Oh oh!.. this one is a little funny. I didn't understand what 'sleeping together meant', parents were watching some tv show and a rich poker big wig who happened to be sorta fat was trying to get this chick to sleep with him, offered her 2 million dollars. She got as close as the bed with nothing but a blanket around before refusing for sake of integrity.
I was confused at her logic and stated 'that's weird, I'd have slept with him for that much money!... I mean maybe not naked like they were but... that'd be weird.. well if we stay on different sides of the bed then I'd do it'
Didn't realize why my parents kept laughing.
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I was so confused by voice actors too! I thought it was it was just the actual characters or something and they all met up to voice over.. Themselves.. Kids brains are weird. There was this kid who took the tennis lessons with me, he was.. 13? Anyway we lined up to suicided to get warmed up for practice and the kid starts off running with his arms trailing behind him like he was sanic or something. I couldn't even finish we were all laughing so hard. He legitimately thought at his age that would help him run faster.
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Kids are silly. They don't know only pretending to be a velociraptor makes you faster.