Thanks to a little peanut butter and patience, I now have a very angry squirrel on my porch. But my plants are safe, which is what matters.
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Sacrifice it to the ancient gods by throwing it in a garbage compactor while doing the chicken dance.
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So you're officially better at it then my two dogs.
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I caught another one already. I let it go in the same place.
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Don't hurt it, just release it elsewhere
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Eat it.
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[u]KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!11!1!11one[/u]
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Train it to guard your property against trespassers
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train it to fight other squirrels and give it tiny weapons
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Just let it go. [spoiler]No, seriously, let the squirrel be free. [/spoiler]
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Did someone say porch?
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15 RepliesDamn things are always -blam!-ing with my orchids. But relocate one, and 12 more move in.
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[quote]I now have a very angry squirrel on my porch.[/quote] I hope your dad lets you keep it, LilStew.
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I'm still trying to catch mine. I think I'm getting close.
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What kind of plants i wonder..
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I would have shot him.[spoiler]seriously squirrel taste so good grilled[/spoiler]
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Pellet guns are the best way...
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6 RepliesJust don't hurt it bro.
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Awwww it's cute. Drive out to a park and let it go. (:
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YOU MONSTER!
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3 RepliesHave sex with it.
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Eat it
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Torture it