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Edited by Rocket:
8/15/2014 5:32:00 AM
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Flood, let's tell a story!
[b]RULES[/b]: There ARE no rules......EXCEPT ending the story. Cuz that is just lame bro.
[b]STORY[/b] Flood, you were just browsing through your local supermarket.
You grab the last box of ritz crackers, then turn around to see this rather upset Sangheili.
Plasma Rifles loaded, he begins to make his way towards you.
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*opens box and starts snacking on crackers. offers him some*
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*Despawns. Respawns as [Profile image: Deviantart]-self in ACU, charges up all weapons* "ALL YOUR [World] ARE BELONG TO US."
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Edited by Rocket: 8/19/2014 10:59:42 PM*pulls out weapon *gets roundhouse-kicked through front door OH CRAP!!!!! *Runs down the street I just wanted a [b]SNACK[/b] dude!!!! *Sangheili gives chase
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Long ago in a distant land, I NIHIL, Dick sucking master of darkness, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE evil. But a foolish user, wielding a larger vocabulary stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final post was posted, I reported him to Deej, and plunged him into #Destiny, where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the Flood, and undo the evil that is NIHIL.
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Stun Gun FTW!
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1 ReplyLong story short, I blast the shit out of it an army comes I have epic car chase and go home
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He fires a barrage of rounds at me, as I soar through the air. I cling to my Ritz Crackers for dear life......then I am suddenly roundhouse kicked by the Sangheili into-
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I grab my balls, and activate Jetpack mode.
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1 ReplyI immediately stop what I'm doing and contemplate the fact that this is very similar to my [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/67769371]story multiverse thread[/url] which didn't take off. Humbug.
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1 ReplyEdited by Rocket: 8/13/2014 10:03:37 PM(redacted)
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I kick him in the shin and he collapses.
