>Get bogged down in the rain after work >Run back into work building >Soaking wet >Coordinator tells me I have to go to costuming to get a new shirt >No company Ponchos for my walk >Coworker has to help me make one out of a trash bag >Coworker girl I like comes into hallway and sees me wearing a trash bag and all wet >Starts giggling at me -blam!-mylife.jpg

And you didn't even point to your self and comment on how sexy it made you look? You just sat there and took it? Geez man. Honestly though I wouldn't be opposed to a national dating service. Some people just don't have the time to actively look for someone else while trying to maintain their school/work schedule and still long for that kind of that relationship. Could be argued under mental health or something for its implementation.

I was already in a bad mood because on my walk back to the building my phone slipped out of my pocket and fell onto concrete and most of the screen shattered. So I was already bummed out before I got to the building, I wasn't really in a sarcastic mood. Any attempt to do something like that would make me look like I was just trying to save face.

And? If done right it can be seen as a joke or even corny. Both of which can be seen as positives because A) it shows you're aware of how ridiculous you look and are confident enough to laugh at yourself. You wouldn't believe how many chicks have told me that they love that I can do this without feeling like my "manliness" is being threatened. B) corny isn't always bad. Corny can be cute, but like anything you need to get practice on how and when to do it.